@razorsamson's (Morten Gausby) most faved Tweets...
Saw a man who wouldn't wait for the green light, so he waved a key ring laser pointer and walked. I was impressed. The cars didn't get it.
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While jogging I spotted a norwegian blue seagull breathing fire. I guess! Anyhow I dodged something invisible. People did stare! How rude!
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Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Nunchaku romance!
Not sure what lady Gaga sings about but I think it's about ninjas.
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Nunchaku romance!
Not sure what lady Gaga sings about but I think it's about ninjas.
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Driving in snow. Check. Frost and ice on your windshield. Sure! Cellphone in one hand. Stay tuned. Sir, I believe you are an idiot.
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Heard a tune clearly inspired by the Black Eyed Peas. Although they didn't nail the Wernicke's aphasia lyrics, the headache still kicked in!
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Wow mister!, the manoeuvre where you obviously pulls your thong out of your ass is reserved for the ladies! We have the crotch thing!
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Yesterday was freezing and windy, I spotted 3 girls in a row in miniskirts. LEVEL UP! Next level: Spot a pair of elephants on skateboards
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I'm THE person you ask for help in a coin laundry. With these skills I hope to start a hobo consultancy or I might just be the next Oprah!
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I long for a world without poverty, without illness and war. But could we at least have no more Black Eyed Peas
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Forgot my cellphone. I'm on msn and psylink. On psylink I use a combination of your mum and darth vaders voice. Please drop in.
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My nephew were watching teletubbies, he kept saying dipsy. It told him it was deepshit. He picked it up. Where is that memory eraser dev ...
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Saw to girls communicate in sign language. It looked like arguing. But I didn't know any of the signs, so they didn't use foul language
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Michael Maze new European Champion in table tennis. Headline in papers: "A-Maze-ing". Pulitzer prize in sports is called: "Worst Abortion"
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Oh noes! My Xbox is updating again! Please MS , this time can we get less wii, and more... you know... Evil.
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The worlds oldest man has died! One thing all journalists seem to forget; What was the cause of death? Foul play involved? Keep me posted!
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While running my right leg started the biggest spasm! Might have been an orgasm. Did not know it would hurt this much. Sorry all you girls.
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