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Just rolled down the window of the truck and yelled "Harkonnen Spies" at a bunch of goth kids walking down the road.
I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my Labyrinth, I stole your baby. #dancemagicdance
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son / because I have the capability to empathize with others. #iamthebestrapper
I think the modern-day version of a Voight-Kampff test is Up. If you show someone Up and they aren't sad in the first 10 minutes: android.
My first political observation book shall be entitled "Judgmental Twatwagons: How America was Ruined by Idiots".
Life and evolution, well beyond physicality, is just us figuring shit out. Learning as a collective.
"A++++ would impregnate again"
RT: The Bible contains 6 admonishments for homosexuals and 362 for heterosexuals. Clearly, one of these groups needs more supervision.
"Find us on Facebook" is the new AOL Keywords.
Side note: I misspelled "subjective" originally and my phone corrected it to "snicker tits". My phone is psychotic.
Like, when did that happen, who caused this
Father, illustrator, general enthusiast. Kind of a potty mouth.