@rbok's (Rob in Oklahoma) most faved Tweets...
Your clever observations amuse me. I shall collect them, follow you and put you on a list. Do not be alarmed. This really is a thing.
Please don't judge me, there is a perfectly logical explanation for why I'm wearing cargo pants today.
How can we convice someone of the value of Health Reform, when they are still upset we passed the Civil Rights Act?
IT is taking the network down for a couple hours so can you guys just fax me your tweets and I'll star them later?
If a person's sole accomplishment is a 'Reality' TV show, you are not allowed to refer to them as "Star" or "Celebrity" in later shows.
Judging from the # of stars, my social anxiety disorder is much more interesting than my political ideology.
Just checked and most Prius owners have appropriately sized sexual organs, but CAN be douchebags when asked about it.
Yes, Target Check-out Lady, the Itunes gift card and DS game are for my daughter's 12th Bday, the Miley Cyrus autobiography- that's all me.
Guys? Uh, um..... Hey, guys? Be REALLY quiet for a sec...
shhhh...
SHHHH!
I think the Twitter just became self-aware.
shhhh...
SHHHH!
I think the Twitter just became self-aware.
Confession: you know that guy that makes a phone with his pinky and thumb and mouths "call me"? Yeah, I'm that guy sometimes.
I hate Reality TV so much: Just to spite my wife I've put on 13 lbs while she's been watching this season's "Biggest Loser"
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