Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
call() so hard motherfuckers wanna bind() me
making friends in the trap = social nettwerking
google glass app that just sends you a push notif every 15 min "you look like a dork"
when @haley and @iano tweet at each other: http://24.media.tumblr.com/1022fe55b447f98a53c1d5eb7756dd8f/tumblr_mgi89bajE41ry46hlo1_500.gif …
I saw a car that had a license plate that said "FRESH" but there were NO DICE in the mirror. What a goddamn waste.
"I've never DJed before"
Ironically using "literally" correctly.
hey i just met u / and this is crazy / but here's this song / now it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day
when I tweet you fav / just like that
This 99% Invisible episode literally written for people who haven't ever seen an NBA game
User Interface Engineer at Facebook. Making your Internet a little bit nicer every day.