call() so hard motherfuckers wanna bind() me

making friends in the trap = social nettwerking

Way bigger than the Tumblr acquisition:  http://vrge.co/10eIqGg 

google glass app that just sends you a push notif every 15 min "you look like a dork"

when @haley and @iano tweet at each other:  http://24.media.tumblr.com/1022fe55b447f98a53c1d5eb7756dd8f/tumblr_mgi89bajE41ry46hlo1_500.gif …

I saw a car that had a license plate that said "FRESH" but there were NO DICE in the mirror. What a goddamn waste.

at school

"I've never DJed before"

Ironically using "literally" correctly.

@love_that_goku have a 1-year party in the hyperbolic time chamber

hey i just met u / and this is crazy / but here's this song / now it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day

when I tweet you fav / just like that

This 99% Invisible episode literally written for people who haven't ever seen an NBA game

what if Yahoo bought Tumblr and just renamed  http://tumblr.com  to  http://geocities.com 

@teresarose10 @cba >:3 jesus christ its a lion get in the car

@kudeki "young porn" may not actually be a thing you want to tweet

"I'm not used to being at a party without #rwen" — @infraredflower

many people are tweeting to tell me @love_that_goku is not a real person. I understand. i am not a child

Balls are touching with @jephjacques.

uniqlo official #dadstyle pic.twitter.com/8yJJgg8J61