Unintended Consequences as a Service

I wonder if my failure to lose a kilo this week has anything to do with the 1kg jar of smokehouse almonds I bought at Costco last week.

Hamming it up at the cricket (for @dikkii ) pic.twitter.com/EH6SpQGo

My debut piece on @thefootyalmanac on @northkangaroos win over the Pies: http://t.co/w9taUqFQ

"Waiting for CPAN" is the sysadmin's "compiling". http://t.co/ABGIdoOe

(the membership dues for @sage_au are worth it for Bacon Fridays alone).

RT @davidgerard: A Downfall I actually laughed out loud at: Hitler uses Git. http://t.co/AutuZ9B (ping @realist :-) )

Disturbing toy names, # 137: http://twitpic.com/36piws

Ran out of soy sauce, so I'm substituting Worcestershire because it's the same colour. That's the rule, right? Same colour?

@thefootyalmanac *sigh* and literally as I was submitting that, the Leafs managed an epic NM-like choke to lose their playoff series.

@xntrek @inthefade it means if the Isles can upset the Pens, the East is wide open. WIDE OPEN. Hope this clears things up.

Photo: This actually exists and is sold as an actual food.  http://tmblr.co/ZwHRayjIgP8J 

Welp, this’ll teach me to take advice from a Scotsman on Canadian wine at the supermarket.

@aflfootymaths religious or not (I’m not, particularly), is it so bad to set aside one day a year for quiet reflection?

@inthefade I knew I was forgetting something. Wanna play a game with 3 z’s and 2 w’s?

@chrisdchanter ooh, bugger. That was quick. Did Khabibulin forget to do his old-dude tai chi in the park this morning?

Safer down here in the basement #snowmageddon pic.twitter.com/ViUEugPM

It should go without saying that the funny posts are by Belinda; the over-wordy earnest ones by me.  http://bread-crumbs.tumblr.com/post/41801683944/canadian-est-week-ever …

It’s still the night before Australia Day here. I’ll find something Australian to drink tomorrow.

“Are you sure you want to exit Lotus Notes?” The surest I’ve ever been of anything. AMFYOYO