Unintended Consequences as a Service

I wonder if my failure to lose a kilo this week has anything to do with the 1kg jar of smokehouse almonds I bought at Costco last week.

(the membership dues for @sage_au are worth it for Bacon Fridays alone).

RT @davidgerard: A Downfall I actually laughed out loud at: Hitler uses Git. http://t.co/AutuZ9B (ping @realist :-) )

Disturbing toy names, # 137: http://twitpic.com/36piws

Ran out of soy sauce, so I'm substituting Worcestershire because it's the same colour. That's the rule, right? Same colour?

Found these on the doorstep. Does anyone know what they are? http://t.co/zLyyhFQ5

Thinking I should bring to market an Enterprise Config Management DB consisting entirely of mystery columns labelled "DO NOT USE".

"They're not gaps Dad, they're jumps!" http://t.co/WXvOthYU

The Boy is already wearing his @NorthKangaroos jumper under his clothes. We're a bit excited about the footy finally getting started.

Write some shell scripts, put them in a .zip file, then check the .zip file into revision control. #DERPOps

Crowd building, tension mounting at the Moomba Birdman Rally. http://t.co/i1JJM6Gs

@caitlintcrowley Last time I went to Myer, I did a 180 from feeling sentimental about a Melbourne institution to "F*ck it, let 'em go broke'

@caitlintcrowley Myer used to be the place where you could find anything. Now they're the place you can't find anything.

Someone needs a French-English dictionary: http://t.co/KzcHytVW

brb just gotta force quit some apps.

When on holidays, it's always nice to take A few moments of quiet time away from the kids http://t.co/B1Gsk3NA

@tammybutow imma let you go ahead and do that, but you realise there's plenty of time to get up at 6:30 very morning when you have kids ;-)

Yay, SAGE-AU preso was accepted! But bugger, I'm scheduled against @philkernick, who is Good At This Stuff (and who I'd like to see myself).

Declining webinar invitations. Like A Boss.