@keder how did u block me but not @toddkincannon? Todd is Ric Flair. Im just the drunk guy in the first row screamin "HIT HIM W/ THE CHAIR!"

Im sorry, but Steve Spurrier & the cocks could beat either of these teams #bcs #GOCOCKS @sir_big_spur

After crushing @barackobama & @joebiden in a game of beer pong, @hillstaffer & I make them buy us steak. #dinnerwithbarack

@jonward11 @buzzfeedben why werent we prepared for these protests/attacks? And why isnt anyone in the media asking that? Its 9/11! #comeon

@toddkincannon Haha I cant even look at his "Im a Dem" tweet anymore bc @keder blocked me for exercising my 1st amendment rights.

oh wow. @keder blocked me bc of my association to @toddkincannon. I dont even like Todd. #WTF, @keder?

@toddkincannon @martysimpson dude its too late. U lost. Twice. Im hungover so I dont have a witty, banter-filled retort #needgatorade

Fyi @fauxjohnmadden > @patmuldowney: Amanda Knox emotional in her return to the states, "can't believe" LeBron hasn't won a championship yet

@hillstaffer I think there's a homeless guy going thru my trash right now #welcometoSE

This july hottest month on record in #dc. I moved to dc this year. Coincidence? #ithinknot

Bahahahaha rt: @fauxjohnmadden: "If Butler shot at Tupac back in 1996, Tupac would still be alive."

Tears from #oregon loss flood williamette valley. You lose 3 oxen, 5 pairs of clothing, 10 boxes of ammo, 750 lbs of food. #bcs #oregontrail