@hotdogsladies Coppola, Pacino, Brando, Dazzle. #razzledazzle http://t.co/pv8dwE64

@usedwigs Filter > Render > Fixie. Also be sure to select the Auto Beard and Desaturate Bike Shorts check boxes.

The Anatomy of Type has arrived! Excited to have @stewf’s knowledge and insight on hand at a moment’s notice. pic.twitter.com/jbheGsi3

So, apparently Kim Kard-zzzzzzzzzzz.

@gruber @hotdogsladies This bickering is pointless. Now Lord Vader will provide us with the location of our reading glasses. #grandmatarka

Hulu wins April Fools day. Check out their front page. Pure brilliance.

To compensate, here’s a badass Superman trailer featuring General Zod:  http://youtu.be/NlOF03DUoWc 

Today’s Google Doodle hit me right in the dad zone. Damn you, Google!

At the Philly Flower Show, you see men clutching plastic cups of beer like flotation rings.

Say “Have you seen our iPhone app?” again. Say “Have you seen our iPhone app?” again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker!

Apparently my daughter dressed herself in Tokyo this morning. pic.twitter.com/VekgNPFl

With half a costume on, my girl mans the door for the late-comer teens. "There are lots of vampires out there, guys!" pic.twitter.com/tpIhF58f

Thank god for this real weather. Thought my daughter's first backyard camp out would be too tame and suburban. #daddywillbeatthewindow

And like that, ballet is done. "I don't like people telling me how to dance."

@usedwigs I immediately thought of your photo collections when I saw this band photo of the XX: http://t.co/hCym3aJy

“Guns don’t kill people, people do” always seemed to me like a really strong argument against arming people.

As an aside, still waiting for that “Heavily armed civilian saves dozens of lives” headline I’ve been promised.

@usedwigs Have you tried racism as a tactic? http://t.co/mJfPIcxc

@mulegirl Big fan of ARPANET and their work.

@matthewbaldwin You read Cloud Atlas. You know what to do.