Making money is expensive; it costs too much life.

She leaves her bindis everywhere: on the mirror, the pillow, the fridge; each one of them a cosmic full stop that punctuates my life.

Reliance is blocking torrent sites to prevent piracy of Dangerous Ishq, making sure no one at all watches it.

If you love someone, let go of this joke structure.

Shared my parantha with a stranger at a dhaba yesterday as his was taking some time. He wants me to attend his wedding next week. #Delhi

I don't like you enough to lie to you.

She raises her arms to tie her hair. The practised motion; the slight struggle; the final, satisfied nod of her head: a perfect denouement.

"I want to but can't." = "I can but don't want to."

A minimalist walks into a bar.

I've written a self-help book. It's only 5 words long and I'm publishing it right here: Get off the god-damned internet.

There's something about how women do things that makes those things seem important.

They are billing Go Goa Gone as India's first zombie comedy as if nobody even remembers Hum Aapke Hain Kaun.

She twirled, giggling at the sky. The rain clung to her but let go at the hem of her skirt. A halo in the puddle. Mumbai danced at her feet.

LPG is so expensive now it's cheaper to install clones of Arindam Chaudhuri in place of cylinders and have them talk into the gas pipe.

If you're happy and you know it, take a hike.

"You're dead to me." - Necrophiliac pick-up line

Her eyes shine in the night; my cigarette glows. She is joy; I'm smoke.

"Hit me, baby, one more time!" - MK Gandhi

"Everyone you love will find you again." - @natashabadhwar

"Marry me. Pesky in-laws, lies, bad sex, kids who will let us down, ennui... we'll face it all," he said. She chuckled. "Wait. Bad sex?"