Tortillas are bean blankies.

My cat is soft

@isarahhhh the last one lives in norco CA.

http://t.co/dcaZ6lGF

Eating Nutella and thinking if @miguel_mota makes me extra cray cray. http://t.co/UaFRARbd

I wanna get some board games! That'll really spice up my fucking life.

@miguel_mota I was at this dumb museum, and all I could think about was all the little inappropriate crannys we could have made out in.

Wanna loose 10 lbs of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

I suck at today.

@miguel_mota Is the person I think about just before I go to sleep.Always.

@lovelyrobinbird @niallb1993 @twistedbritster @aleypear @miguel_mota http://t.co/kIdqF9dZ

If I could speak the language of rabbits they would be amazed and I would be king.

@_moogs rapes me in the butthole.

Oh ya I forgot to tell you...CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

It smells like juicy buttcrack

I miss @miguel_mota so much I wanna cut off my big toe a chuck it at his head!!!!!!!!!

@miguel_mota this takes me back to the olden days when we only talked on twitter and we were both virgins :p

@miguel_mota yep specially a mouth guard cuz Im gonna eat your face!

If @miguel_mota was a plant he would be a palm tree. With a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Im gonna eat some testicles tomorrow, but they wont taste as good as @miguel_mota 's. #Nasty ;)