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Tortillas are bean blankies.
My cat is soft
I wanna get some board games! That'll really spice up my fucking life.
Wanna loose 10 lbs of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
I suck at today.
If I could speak the language of rabbits they would be amazed and I would be king.
Oh ya I forgot to tell you...CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
It smells like juicy buttcrack