Paid Media walon, itni ghatiya speech ke baad bhi agar aap Rahul Gandhi ko praise karoge toh pura #CII kahega @aapchutiyehain #PappuCII

Man couriers himself to girlfriend, almost dies http://t.co/vLjSLB46 || Someone shud have told him @aapchutiyehain ..

I Want To be A South Indian http://t.co/eS8fnGr6 || Hilarious piece by @amreekandesi full of sarcasm dipped in 200ml coconut oil..

People not on Twitter don't have a clue about #barkhagate. That's the power of organised Media cartel..

@jayhind that is because of visionary Dhirubhai.. A-nil and Mu-cash..

Urvashi Dholakia winner of #BB6 already on HD feed, SD lagging behind..

Long time, No new followers - Avg Twitter user . @indiantweeter

So What @bdutt got to say about this from Outlook? Just doing my Job? http://bit.ly/e0qL0o #barkhagate #mediamafia

Also Gujju eat sweet food a lot RT @fakingnews: Worm found in Cadbury's chocolate is a "Blow to Modi". Cadbury --> BigB --> Gujarat

SRK must hv asked Gambhir, Haar ke jitne wale ko Kya kehte hain ? “@iamnarendranath: Gambhir ne Kohli kee Har ke le li #IPL”

BJP self goal ability will be biggest strength of CON “@indiantweeter: Ananth kumar lost Karnataka for BJP and he is made a secretary :/”

When Rahul Gandhi speaks, stampede to get out..“@kanchangupta: Near stampede at #Conclave13. Unprecedented crowds wanting to get in.”

Dear Blackberry, agar aapko lagta hai ki apple ki tarah aap bhi apna phone expensive rakh ke successful honge toh @aapchutiyehain #Rs 43,490

Whats the situation on Western Express Highway now? Heard there was a massive traffic jam due to MNS protest... # Mumbai Traffic

All traffic apps and alerts fails in a Mumbai… No one covers the service lanes and by lanes… which are used like main roads..

@joydas Why does everything have to be looked from the BJP Vs Congress angle? If BJP is wrong, does it make Congress right?

Modi’s road to Delhi: real challenges and illusory ones  http://www.firstpost.com/politics/modis-road-to-delhi-real-challenges-and-illusory-ones-562627.html … || Brilliant Analysis by @thejaggi as usual

@amdhananjay @theashok1949 they will say that the death of Bal T has resulted into the death of SS and they have lost hold on city.

Attention seekers on my timeline cracking jokes on the funeral.. How low can some people stoop to get RT and followers.. @thecomicproject

@mediacrooks Vaghela ended in dustbin because of tall powerful Modi, In the absence of Modi equivalent in Karnataka, BJP cud end in dustbin