No one, seriously no one, is impressed by what you don’t like.

“Total number of exposed penises” is by far the best phrase in the new Dan Brown.

White smoke means the Veronica Mars Kickstarter has been funded.

"Bookworm" is such a lame appellation. I propose we change it to something more fitting, like "book dragon" or "book wolverine."

Here’s the secret to getting me to review, like, and talk about your book.

Write a book so great that I can’t shut up about it.

Book nerds love it when someone they were in on early becomes more widely known, but music nerds hate it. Why is that?

Awesome, unintended FB comment today on SPANK ME, MR. DARCY:
“Ms. Austen is turning over in her grave.”

Girl you are finer than the distinction between YA and New Adult.

Almost 4% of the world’s cheese ends up stolen.  http://gothamist.com/2011/10/19/cheese_the_most_stolen_food_on_the.php …

Or, maybe we mistake a series of angry tweets for action. We replace calling our congresspeople with tagging the president

I would like Nate Silver to turn his considerable predictive abilities to figuring out what the fuck is up with Tom Cruise like for real

I have this dream where the NRA is still this hugely influential political lobby but its initials stand for "National Reading Association"

The human body is 60% water. The rest is equal parts humiliation and guilt.

The Tournament of Books is coming! My final forecast of which books will make the field: http://t.co/GT2W11s9 @themorningnews

You have not administered and awarded your literary prize as I would have administered and awarded your literary prize.

There are 8 independent bookstores in Brooklyn. There are 5 in whole state of Arkansas.

@screwydecimal I love arguments against gay marriages. It’s like if all the logical fallacies got together and threw a hate parade.

Note to authors, booksellers, editors, publishers, critics, et al: you are not the center of the reading world.

Readers are.

Here’s my attempt to be level-headed about the Amazon + GoodReads news:  http://goo.gl/frleC 

If you have a less than awesome books-related press release in the offing, now is your chance.