a my little pony fan literally named their newborn baby after ponies http://t.co/6CHA506o

a moment of silence for @michaeljnelson @kwmurphy and @billcorbett , who died watching Transformers 3 today. Michael Bay is still at large

Rainbow Dash sighed, blood of the mens rights activists covering her hooves. "It's gonna be one of those days" she says #NaNoWriMoOpeners

I get the feeling that the people who enjoy the post-apocalyptic survival lifestyle were also upset you couldn't kill kids in fallout 3

THIS IS NOT A LIE THIS IS A THING THAT IS HAPPENING #FC2013 pic.twitter.com/X8Hpu8KW

it's kind of amazing to me how some people just never seem to get tired of zombies and how much they glamorize post-apocalyptic survival

So um if you have java plugin in your browser you might want to disable it NOW http://t.co/0RsHNCfe

@celestialbeard if you own xbox you get achievement points for using Bing

I found a cover of We Didn't Start the Fire with the lyrics rewritten for tumblr and now I'm really angry

Hey, the gay agenda isn't a real thing. You know what is a real thing? Pokemon Black and White 2, out today!

Saw this and thought of @celestialbeard http://t.co/CO9MfCYi

Thom: The Last Carebender

@billcorbett my favorite pasttime is telling people on internet forums that they have no life

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. It was me, I asked smashmouth for gas money

Woke up to a dog howling along to some loud music and thought @summerdawg was here

Hey, people who bemoan this "corporate holiday", please shut the fuck up and eat some chocolate. thanks in advance

#confessions I mentally picture every human being on world star hip hop as @proctshocher

i've started liking the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week" a lot more when I learned that it has the lyrics "boom anime babes"

"yiffy"

@celestialbeard My child, you are named after the Bug Horse, you are the second coming of this Legendary Creature.