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Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you discover there are more layers down there.
No one would consciously choose to be crazy, disabled, disadvantaged. Have compassion & perspective- we never quite know what others endure.
To those among us, whose goodness and depth shines through the sarcasm, wit and language:
I see you.
My solution to improve any vegetarian dish: add more bacon.
Getting a 'discount tattoo' via a Groupon deal. What could go wrong?
Feeling peaceful but not content, inspired but not productive, lonesome yet ok. Happy to just be, but restless all the while.
I'm flattered that out of all the spaces to rest in the house, kitty chooses to sleep on my head. I'm also mildly suffocating.
When my employees dress nice for work, I assume they have a job interview elsewhere.
Through his accent he said, "You have a lovely vocabulary."
And I was smitten.
Going to drink a beer while I walk on the treadmill.
Sadly, this still isn't the worst idea I've had today.
Just because two people appear to be in love, doesn't mean they are.
Just because two people don't seem to be, doesn't mean they aren't.
Cute young man hit on me at the store. Then said he was excited to go home & play Pokemon.
Now I'm confused, and possibly a cougar.
FYI, trying to remove a stuck prong in a live outlet using tweezers & an oven mitt is risky.
A Darwin Award in the making; cherish me now.
Trying to decide if singing 50 Cent's "...you can find me in da tub" makes me cool or cute.
Bubble baths are dope, yo. Maybe.
As darkness sets in, I succumb to the weight of grief and slip beneath the surface.
Waiting for the warmth of the sun.
Pretty sure I need constant supervision.
On occasion and in the unexpected, a tsunami of loneliness hits; washing away progress, eroding confidence.
A quiet rebuilding.
My mom just hung up on me so she could "catch that new mop commercial," in case you're wondering how much I'm loved.
I am aging. Tonight I chose not to have a glass of wine because I was 'too tired.'
Waiting for the 'end of the world' to motivate me to live like these are the last of days.
Snarky, thoughtful, mildly abrasive, semi-lost- aren't we all?