National Mental Health Registry = Mutant Registration Act, right? It was wrong in the X-men and it is wrong now.

@jmapes :-) I have fulfilled my purpose this day...drawing the ire of Jordan.

@jmapes Too bad they misprinted coitus. I would love to have professional-looking coitus.

@gingeratlaw Was that the #queef rap dedicated to @jmapes and @rossnelson? If so, I like it! You know, for a #queef song and all that.

@cutlassjames It would be very strange if the whole storm just decided to go around Omaha for fear of retailation.

@anna_mollyd Yes, LOVE Robots! My life has changed for the better since I got mine from Japan. She is great! : )

@cutlassjames Ah, friends. Always reminding a guy about the important things in life. Like #GayFatTuesday

@anna_mollyd I prefer "silent ninja flats" women. "Clicky feet" women are too into whips, ball-gags, and terrifying activity called pegging

@gingeratlaw LOL. Noone ever asks me to buy meth. I guess I'm not cool enough.

@anna_mollyd Good Point! As entertaining as it might be, it would not instill confidence in patients.

@anna_mollyd My favorite tweet of the day.

Just in case I haven't said it in a while...BOOMER SOONER

.@emma_ink That is why I hope the GOP convention has an uprising and nominates Ron Paul instead of Mitt.

@programmerman Would that have anything to do with malfunctioning waste compactor/refreshers in the airplane restroom? @hul

The Irony...the only real #MTGWorlds coverage are videos titled "Players to Watch" and "Cards to Watch"...there is no way to watch them.

Fair, based on modest calculations - FNMx3, GPTx4, PTQx5, PTQ-T8x6, GPD1x8, Natsx10, GPD2x10, GP-T8x12, PTx15, PT-T8x24

Re-scaling the PW points for Magic is a good idea, but the only proposal I have seen completely (absurdly) over inflates PT/GP. (cont...)

You heard it here first- My prediction for 2011-2012 NCAA BCS National Championship game OU 31 Nebraska 21

@yasminegalenorn I do really hate that they have to end. Also, are your non-fiction titles still available?

@drstrikebmd So, you have returned! I hear you went to med school w/Dr. Herp