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Pretty positive the janitorial staff think I'm a homeless person who sleeps in the newsroom and tries to leave before they get there.
Bruce Bogtrotter is my spirit animal. And by that I mean I'm sassy and could go for an entire chocolate cake right now.
I haven't read it, but I'm pretty sure Mein Kampf is about trying to paint the nails on my right hand.
Power outage update: Mom just asked herself aloud why her "kids are such dicks" within two feet of both offspring. We both shrugged.
Boromir: "My father, steward of Gondor, and inventor of the toaster strudel..."
Today's the day I get my tattoo of Jay-Z and Blue Ivy. The most excited I've ever been.
I consider "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" to be a masterpiece.
I was just interviewed for a story for Psychology Today. It feels weird but cool being on the other side of the interview.
Moulin Rouge is still such a fantastic movie I don't know how to handle it.
Journalism student at Kent State University and web site heroine. Curse word enthusiast and recreational tree surgeon. All opinions are my own.