I had no idea learning another language was going to be so depressing :( pic.twitter.com/8B9NIgBvBb

Let's all type jokes into the Internet and see what happens

There is nothing to fear except fear itself. Also spiders. Snakes are bad too. And superbugs that are immune to antibiotics, falling bridges

I hate to admit this but I really only ever tolerated Raymond :(

When my brother was 12 he would go into teen chatrooms & go "a rose for all the ladies @~}~~~}~~" & in my head he will always be a lil playa

Never watched Shrek but is the gist of it you change yourself to be with a man? You should live in a swamp for live? Wtf am I missing here

"flip flops" are a really stupid name for thongs, and "thongs" are a really stupid name for thongs, so imma put my rubber strap shoes on now

Looking forward to the new uni year, even got my school supplies in order pic.twitter.com/F10CD8eV

Adam Sandler films are so painfully unfunny that they almost go full circle and become funny again. Almost.

this is me every time I get retweeted pic.twitter.com/rjEPAecK05

My husband told my daughter there was a spider in her bum to make her sit on the toilet

lol forever pic.twitter.com/Px3YHzSN43

this picture is for @grumpysalmon pic.twitter.com/vh3M86MkBX

Someone unfollowed me, but guess what BUB your days are numbered pic.twitter.com/jqjhXXXPup

Thanks for the mother's day card, not sure what point you are trying to make here though pic.twitter.com/O6zEFXBkCp

Happy 13th birthday to twitter superstar @danny_chandler He rocks, follow him pronto!

I have acquired a bottle of hazelnut syrup to put in my coffee, and have thus eliminated all possible reasons I had left to go outside

Could someone *please* send me 1 of those links that gets you all the FREE FOLLOWERS? Buying all of these followers is getting expensive :(

peep my new loafers y'all pic.twitter.com/zhRwtsKIfm

I want to buy this shirt, it sums up my life perfectly :3 pic.twitter.com/3WmkHSJKDi