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There is nothing to fear except fear itself. Also spiders. Snakes are bad too. And superbugs that are immune to antibiotics, falling bridges
I hate to admit this but I really only ever tolerated Raymond :(
When my brother was 12 he would go into teen chatrooms & go "a rose for all the ladies @~}~~~}~~" & in my head he will always be a lil playa
Never watched Shrek but is the gist of it you change yourself to be with a man? You should live in a swamp for live? Wtf am I missing here
"flip flops" are a really stupid name for thongs, and "thongs" are a really stupid name for thongs, so imma put my rubber strap shoes on now
Adam Sandler films are so painfully unfunny that they almost go full circle and become funny again. Almost.
My husband told my daughter there was a spider in her bum to make her sit on the toilet
I have acquired a bottle of hazelnut syrup to put in my coffee, and have thus eliminated all possible reasons I had left to go outside
Could someone *please* send me 1 of those links that gets you all the FREE FOLLOWERS? Buying all of these followers is getting expensive :(
#BCM112 Tutor. I also spew garbage into the internet. Follow me. Or not. Whatevs man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhkxDIr0y2U