words of wisdom from a young facebook philosopher... pic.twitter.com/I9UaDmRF

Rebecca Black is an embarrassment to the music industry and to the human race.

"wow, your leavers hoodie is so cool!" said nobody ever.

why do people act shocked when it rains and/or is windy? have you not been living in scotland your whole life, no?

#TwitPicYourLookAlike pic.twitter.com/EXRAkI1n

i love when people are letting twitter and facebook know they've got a college interview and they spell it 'collage'. all the best...

i can't believe i'm still seeing people talk about 'gangnam style' regularly. please stop.

is there a female in existence who doesn't like 'mean girls'? there's something severely wrong with you if you don't.

when people still insist on using hashtags in facebook posts... pic.twitter.com/UT1ngGMh

nothing more persuasive than saying 'but mum' in cartman's voice, haha. #butmeeeeuuuum

ally k whiteyed in a bag then proceeded to shit in it.

i hate when people write 'lit' instead of 'like'. just no.

@ltfk_acidpout @ainsleymorven what a pheasant, i mean pleasant, feather display you have there sir! hahaha. pic.twitter.com/RZVbc6SBQc

sorry (not sorry) that it's all i'm talking about right now but when 1D sang 'teenage dirtbag'...😱 💗

ew, i really hate it when girls talk like they're a 'lad'. it's a mess.

dunno what to do with my life knowing that @donnakean_x is leaving BHS. first @_jesssx gets different shifts, now this?! tragic :( ha.

can hear the victorian girl in my class slagging breaking bad, even tho she's never seen it. death penalty, for sure.

cannot describe how horrendous girls are when they say things like this... pic.twitter.com/XVO5o5kQ

okay, so i'm really into 'locked out of heaven' by bruno mars. should i kill myself? i feel like i should. bye.

the train has been stopped for about 20 mins and the explanation given was "just waiting on the wee pony walking past now." what?