Found a chicken sandwich under the mat in my car once. Also, is my boyfriend a serial killer? for @xojanedotcom  http://www.xojane.com/sex/my-boyfriend-has-three-kitchen-sponges-and-my-hamper-is-developing-an-ecosystem-doomed …

My latest for @glamourmag: an interview with @soniachokshi, @tuftsuniversity student and entrepreneur extraordinaire! http://t.co/aJqiDii9

Gained two cents in my savings account what up watch out world new money walking

.@jshdoff's #AnorexiaAsArt story, which I mentioned last week, is on @xojanedotcom now. Just find this so interesting:  http://www.xojane.com/issues/laia-abril-thinspiration-fanzine …

#ff my xoJane writer crushes @boobsradley @msemilymccombs @mandystadt @52stations @annie__okay @michellelynking @blackolive15 @xogabirivera

I'd like to believe most men who catcall (especially at night) would stop if they knew how threatened and unsafe it makes many women feel.

#TWEETSFROMHILLARY #TWEETSFROMHILLARY #TWEETSFROMHILLARY @hillaryclinton

OK but what I actually care about is whether or not the NSA is all up on Snapchat too

First time you hear Incubus' "Drive" as a college grad is super life-changing guys trust me

"I am so happy for you that I could just pitch myself off a bridge" -- when your best friend lands her dream job before you do

Dear women's mags: please do not post slideshows about the best celebrity bikini bodies and tell us to envy them. You're better than that.

I hate wasting a good Children of the Corn joke on unappreciative ears

I am always so miffed when I eat a salad and don't immediately lose five pounds

I think my tailor is hitting on me. #mypantsuitbringalltheboystotheyard

Last college paper EVER handed in. Eating a Twix bar for breakfast. Happy birthday to meeee

oh no but oh yes but oh no "@papermagazine: Oh no, the porn parody of 'Parks and Recreation':  http://bit.ly/14JFEjp "

Rethinking the bandeau sideboob in this Meeting the Grandparents Outfit. Too little too late tho

2008 rap best rap

I'm glad this was written. @marieclaire on the dangers of juice cleansing  http://www.marieclaire.com/health-fitness/news/cleansings-dirty-secret …

That's a wrap, folks. #nomoreclasses #nomorebooks #etc