And here's to me, Mrs Robinson

Amen RT @thepoke Of all the names you could have picked for your Christian book shop you went and chose this one. http://t.co/QtkbKW1N

Now THIS is the solution to #TedNugent ! RT @claudiamiles @recycledalien Lobotomy?

I just saw my first dolphin in the wild!

My mom is the best. She bought me a case of Heineken for the Easter long weekend!

Slightly attracted to someone in uniform right now. This is new.

I'm going to play this all afternoon! #NES #Nostalgia yeeaahhhh! http://t.co/2Le3NTib

There are so many people in my Twitter timeline that I just want to hug and squeeze and squish because they make my day brighter...

What the? RT @ohwhatsthepoint saw a woman casually chopping onions on the train today as you do http://t.co/RtHKc8m0

Thanks for the follow @vaguelyfunnydan :)

She is now sitting in the middle of the dining table, washing her paws and looking pretty proud of herself. That was fun.

I'd like to thank my cat who thought it was hilarious to bolt out the front door & make me run out in the street after her in my pj's & rain

Tho only thing better than a cat cuddle on a winter's day is having cat cuddles from 3 cats. All at once. I am truly a cat lady today. Meow.

"Mom the only time you ever cooked for us is when Rosa's mother died. You gave us cereal. In an ashtray." #ArrestedDevelopment

2 for 1 vending machine candy. I like this rare event. THANK YOU

By the time I was 5 years old I could read, swim, cook, sew, knit, crochet and speak two languages. All thanks to my mum. Amazing woman.

@claudiamiles I'm a big pro-mental health advocate for all my patients. Often an uphill struggle to get their doctors to be on the same page

The Shredder of all things http://t.co/xWduch8a

Saw #KillerElite today at the cinema. Great movie. Clive Owen had a moustache that I am undecided on. Robert DeNiro. Jason Statham. Hot.

I'm really sick if spending half my life untangling earphones