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Yes,I'll RT your old tweets,as they're brand spanking new to me.Pardon the fuck outta me for appreciating your shit in an untimely fashion.
MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING SANDWICH! YOU'RE PROBABLY LUCKY YOU GOT LAID IN THE FIRST PLACE; THIS ISN'T SUBWAY!!!
I don't fully trust anyone who can't spend some time alone. It's like oxygen to me. I don't simply crave it...it's mandatory.
A man who truly knows what he's doing doesn't have to persuade a woman to be submissive.
If you can't make my toes curl with your witty banter, I'm fairly certain you can't make them curl otherwise.
I don't fake sincerity, smiles, or orgasms, but I do fake having a real life on a daily basis.
Try as much as you'd like, but I'd bet my bottom dollar I judge myself more harshly than you ever could.
You star,I star...blah, blah, blah.Why the fuck are we doing this?Oh,THAT'S right~avoiding RL and the assholes who live there...as you were.
Twitter elite my ass~as long as there's witty, hilarious shit to read in my timeline, I don't give a fuck who wrote it, so suck it, BIOTCHH!
Getting the stank eye from this arrogant asshole who told me to put my phone away. WTF? He's SO not the boss of me...oh, wait!
I have been known to RT & star bang with reckless abandon; it's my lil way of saying "that shit made me giggle &/or moist".
When someone says "it is what it is", I give them the finger & say "ditto". Thanks for your pearl of wisdom, Einstein.
I totally dig it when my twitter friends befriend one another.Makes me feel like we're a huge inappropriate dysfunctional fucked up family.
If find a new hilarious person to follow,I unfollow 1 douche bag who won't follow me back~like paying it forward in reverse.{AKA:FU asshole}
Into anal?Hell yeah I am,as I'll delete a tweet w/typos & correct my spelling like nobody's business.
That's what you meant,right...RIGHT?
...sublimely random gal...
