RIP Neil Armstrong. The moon landing is more important to me than 9/11. I don't care what anyone says.

@jersey_yank @nyrftw I'm going to rde in a wheelchair, not b/c I need to, b/c it looks cool. Glasses without lenses are just stupid.

@_iblow_ When you're naked it doesn't matter to me.

@anni_mufc You can say the same thing about Christianity. Christianity is perfect. Christians are certainly not.

Happy Kwanzaa you racist black bastards.

@superdan_484 Lucky dog, American boxing is dead.

@efosanyang Spurs will sell Bale $60M flat No need 2 worry Madrid will handle that & hes loungin Celebratin every day, no more public housin

@_iblow You know what I think who's being degraded in porn? Those poor couches.

@efosanyang Hey, Idon't WTF is going on when I see the highlights on Sky Sports. 266 to 5? WTF kind of score is that?

@rorymeep When my FIFA 11 get too scratch up, I po' out a little liquor.

@efosanyang And the sky is blue, the sun is yellowish and there's a full moon once a month. Europe is more racist than America.

@soccerreform US leagues have enough talent to merge & since FIFA might not allow more than 20 teams, Pro/Reg is inevitable.

Good night and Good luck.

#WorstFootballManagers the one that comes after SAF, it's better to be da man after da man after DA MAN than 2 b da man after DA MAN.

All SMU did was paid it's players, & they got the #DeathPenalty, but somehow da NCAA has a heart for Penn State b/c of JoePa who did nothing

@efosanyang "The last thing scientists cured was Polio" -Chris Rock.

@efosanyang I see you're quoting comedians. "I only had sex twice, the first time I had sex and the last time"- Richard Pryor.

@jersey_yank They might as well put stars on the shorts, might as well call us America Celtic #USMNT

Happy Valentine's Day @viju_ggmu @shazzstevo @shivvy27 @wowwevans @footiemadfemale @innamufc_vettel @aermo911 http://t.co/lLirqoOj

"The time is always right to do what is right."
Martin Luther King, Jr. #HappyMLKDay