Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
too many assholes - not enough astro glide.
You're nobody 'til somebody stalks you.
Some of you obviously put more thought into your tweets than you do your tattoo choices.
Yes, my tits are fake, but my smiles are real... consider yourself damned lucky if you get to see either of them.
Curvy means curvaceous, having curves. Fat means fat. Please stop confusing the two.
I'm not the kinda girl who needs 1000s of followers or 100s star fucks, but come on, an occasional Tuesday night gang bang would be nice.
oops clumsy me, was that your cock I just blocked?
I am a good time, just waiting to be had.
damn you twitter, you've created a monster!
I believe in balance, so I try to be good in a bad way and bad in a good way, someday's its a difficult line to walk.
I'm not saying its a religious experience, but honest to God truth is, lesser mortals claim to have seen Jesus' face in my vagina.