#BoringHorrorMovies Drag Me To Hull

BREAKING NEWS : Cancerous lump has Margaret Thatcher removed.

#DisappointinglySmallBiscuits The Higgs Bourbon

I thought aphorism was discrimination against the most commonly available size of paper until i discovered #artwiculate

#ChangeOneLetterTV Dr Woo

#ImprobablePopeNames Pope Honor-Rope

#WeirdJobs Piano Tuna

I JOLLY WELL LOVE SWEARING

#2012films Friends Without Benefits

Hey, spammers! Have you seen what people are saying about you? terrible things.

Most tweeps will only grace you with a tweet in prose, but a select few will deign a rhyme. #lostconsonants

#WeirdJobs Sioux Chef

#Dictatorsongs Franco For The Music

In Boston it's not always considered wise to depend on the kindness of strangers. #LostConsonants

#lostconsonants Here comes... #007 http://t.co/K1V6ezDQ

Begrime (n) : A poem of substantial length. #UED #artwiculate

I used to go out with Buck Minsterfullerene, but stopped when i realised how expensive carbon dating was #artwiculate #Buckminsterfullerene

I thought vamoose was a hair styling product for a lady's intimate area, until i discovered #artwiculate.

Mum not only puts old wallpaper on the larder shelves but also in her drawers. It's cheaper than shop bought panty liners. #lostconsonants

Today's #artwiculate word is irony? Just watch... an American will win.