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I thought aphorism was discrimination against the most commonly available size of paper until i discovered #artwiculate
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Most tweeps will only grace you with a tweet in prose, but a select few will deign a rhyme. #lostconsonants
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I thought vamoose was a hair styling product for a lady's intimate area, until i discovered #artwiculate.
Mum not only puts old wallpaper on the larder shelves but also in her drawers. It's cheaper than shop bought panty liners. #lostconsonants
Today's #artwiculate word is irony? Just watch... an American will win.