Note from desk: "A meteoroid is a rock in space; a meteor is a rock that's hit our atmosphere; a meteorite is a rock that's hit the ground."

I live in Alaska and I could not see that meteor from my house. #justsayin

Based on lyrics alone, "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" is really frightening.

Instead of pedicures I just move my feet around in the sheets I got at Big Lots.

Native American Heritage Month: ‘Where I am From,’ a Poem By Turtle Mountain Seventh-Grader Trevis LaRocque  http://ow.ly/2t8dbo 

RT if you see me on TV!!!

Okay, go to sleep, America. You can play with your president tomorrow.

Obama, you won. You don't have to tell stories about people anymore.

Yo this Obama rally is running out of songs from the Fleetwood Mac Pandora station dude needs to give speech stat

Now, on to more pressing matters... #Hillary2016!!!!

Donald Trump seems like he's coming around.

If @barackobama isn't smoking a cigarette and chugging a beer right now, we elected the wrong guy.

Donald Trump is calling for revolution. Revolution. Can someone remind him what happens to rich loudmouths in a revolution?

Girl are you a beaver? Cause dam

@mittromney Mr. Burns Endorses Mitt Romney As Smithers Reminds Us Why We Shouldn't Vote For Him  http://shar.es/cVTpn  #TheSimpsons

Do people who do scratchers know it's just the saddest?

Thanks to all who called & wrote to Calibers Shooters Sports Centers in Albuquerque. They have CANCELED the...  http://fb.me/L003DAoC 

How much do groceries cost? #RomneyGoogleHistory

Sure, I've thought about what little shimmy dance I'd do behind the Project Runway scrim after winning a challenge.

Paul Ryan did Mitt proud. He threw out a lot of important-sounding numbers without doing any math. Perfect.