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Note from desk: "A meteoroid is a rock in space; a meteor is a rock that's hit our atmosphere; a meteorite is a rock that's hit the ground."
Based on lyrics alone, "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" is really frightening.
Instead of pedicures I just move my feet around in the sheets I got at Big Lots.
RT if you see me on TV!!!
Okay, go to sleep, America. You can play with your president tomorrow.
Obama, you won. You don't have to tell stories about people anymore.
Yo this Obama rally is running out of songs from the Fleetwood Mac Pandora station dude needs to give speech stat
Donald Trump seems like he's coming around.
Donald Trump is calling for revolution. Revolution. Can someone remind him what happens to rich loudmouths in a revolution?
Girl are you a beaver? Cause dam
Do people who do scratchers know it's just the saddest?
Sure, I've thought about what little shimmy dance I'd do behind the Project Runway scrim after winning a challenge.
Paul Ryan did Mitt proud. He threw out a lot of important-sounding numbers without doing any math. Perfect.