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me: your first threesome is always a little awkward, but are you excited?
big mac: ...
me: what about you? are you excited?
coke: ...
@ViciousVegas ha! so far i lost a follower...
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JohnnyChimpokambrocktammyphinneyCapsaholic
surely, you must be bored looking at my left side boob. if i get 17 new followers, i'll post an avi of my right side boob.
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CroweJamtwistedpfisterbec1302androobeingtheoCapsaholicJeanM617Savoie72tnsltwnBillMc7Rzou_CalebKpiercedbrat
instead of tweeting, today, i'll be silently judging your tweets. well, not too silently...i'll be sucking my teeth.
my favourite thing about tats is the way they taste. mmm...
@itsderekhuff either way i never said you were racist. it's unfortunate that someone would try to start mess...that's so 2009.
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bec1302
what happens in the DM stays in the DM...
until someone is feeling particularly rejected and/or jealous.
i may arrive for work late everyday, but i don't fuck around when it's time to leave.
@olivetoes i'm not quite sure how I feel picturing you at the epicenter of a multi-racial gang-bang. =/
@redtothetone in reply to olivetoes
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jevaunCapsaholicCroweJam
i'm wearing green from head to ankle, yet people keep pinching my nipples.

it's ok, though.
you may or may not know this, but i have an irish twin. we like to share...
@Bombmom1 happy saint paddy's day to you! my favourite day...i get to pinch bottoms. whether they wear green or not ;)
@redtothetone in reply to Bombmom1
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Tony_E_NCSieraAnnElyse
typos are for sissies. i leave whole words out of my tweets...but you still read the tweet the way i intended. that's gangsta.
ocd?
sometimes you have to release your tweet into the universe & step away...
a watched tweet won't collect stars.
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JohnnyChimpoCapsaholicrongillmoresblaufussStealingKittysucittaMsttawTrMyuckyduckyMad_WhiteRapperRzounavanaxCroweJamMODATSieraAnnElysebeingtheopiercedbrat
i remember absinthe.
we'd get high and wonder if we were going to die.
good times...
IF SOMEONE DOESNT START STEALING MY TWEETS SOON, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!
the mister wants to use the rhythm method.
that's his way trying to get me pregnant...
or trying to get me to swallow.
i know you've read my tweets and drawn conclusions. i just want to be clear about one thing... i don't like to have sex.

i like to fuck.
i hear what the others say about you. you shouldn't let it get you down.
just know, that your smell doesn't bother me, at all.
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