Quote of the night that must be spell-checked VERY carefully: "I don't look at my pension, it's not as big as yours." #debates

Has anyone ever delivered sarcasm as smoothly as Obama? Maybe Marvin Gaye. Maybe. #debates

So if @mittromney becomes president, does that mean the end of Downton Abbey? #debates #scandal

Re-tweet to score $300 worth of shoes, shoes, shoes from @ashburyskies! Go, go, go! #r29shoespree  http://r29.co/V1uLF6 

Romney's answer to being pressed about fiscal policies: "Visit our website!" Can't you just, you know, explain it? #debates

"My friend" = new code word for someone you really can't stand. #debates

Oh Mitt, pls stop questioning the rules and just ANSWER the questions. #debates

Probably not ideal to make your boss relatable to the middle class by saying he can pay for a stranger's college tuition. #debates

Confirmed! The Spice Girls WILL close the London Olympics: http://t.co/77nF2utj

Whoa, #Romney ... you're gonna take out Sesame Street? THAT'S YOUR PLAN? #debtes

Ryan Lochte call me maybe?!

First spontaneous burst of applause of the night goest to Obama. #debates

Oh man, Obama is coming out hard on the "fewer ships" comment. "We also have fewer horses and bayonets!" #zing #debates

We're giving one reader 4 tix to @passionpit 's HUGE show at MSG!  http://r29.co/PfAS6p  #passionpitMSG

It's not even official Halloween, and yet 80% of people on the street tonight are not wearing pants.

Yikes, when they both stand up, it gets scary. #debates

Who's going as Big Bird on a horse with a bayonet for Halloween? Just be careful, kids.

Romney's point of making countries play by the rules would resonate more if he played by the rules of the #debate.

Romney might want to rethink that family values platform, since apparently all five of his sons are liars ... ? #debates

Who's calling in sick with Romnesia tomorrow?