Can't stop being hungry. Not for like money or success but for you know, Food.

if Radio Disney fabricated a Rapper to appeal to the "rebellious" crowd of kids, I think they would've came up with Hopsin.

Shenannigans

A kid visiting the museum who has down syndrome asked me what my name was. I told him it was Reggie. He then called me Tonya.

i'm still quite sure that if this all doesn't work out, I am still just going to become a monk.

shoutout to chips & salsa baby, I can eat you everyday

People, the reason why flying roaches fly At you is simply because in their stupid ass eyes, they see you as being a tree. #ForYourHealth

saw a lady earlier, built like Wario. With the mustache and ehthing

Total Recall remake with Bokeem Woodbine. That looks like its on the right track. Does he have a twitter? If not i'll make a fake and run it

Pineapples are my favorite fruit with out a doubt. They may look like they will hurt to touch buuut they don't. #ForYourHealth

nothin wrong with putting just enough gas in your car to get where you need to go. My destination is $1.14 away

1 out of 3 white moms who hung around black people and has a black babies father will name their daughter Micayla

the most important part of using port-a-potties is assuming everything inside of it has pee on it already #southbuhsouthwest

@scoot_inn_atx how much are the limited of tickets for the doomtree showcase tonight

hey @chrisbrown Fuck you, die, go to hell, die some more

oh wow, I was wrong

Sometimes on facebook, nice looking Girls will take a Group photo of 6+ and it's appropriate to simply leave a comment saying "Buffet" .

I'm a great guy.

Clouds are the ultimate Haters. They are like "Nah you don't get to see the Sun, Moon and Stars today Fuck all-lat."

ok, I've watched too much trailer park boys. Need to Get up, get Out, get up and get sump'n done