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Can't stop being hungry. Not for like money or success but for you know, Food.
if Radio Disney fabricated a Rapper to appeal to the "rebellious" crowd of kids, I think they would've came up with Hopsin.
A kid visiting the museum who has down syndrome asked me what my name was. I told him it was Reggie. He then called me Tonya.
i'm still quite sure that if this all doesn't work out, I am still just going to become a monk.
shoutout to chips & salsa baby, I can eat you everyday
People, the reason why flying roaches fly At you is simply because in their stupid ass eyes, they see you as being a tree. #ForYourHealth
saw a lady earlier, built like Wario. With the mustache and ehthing
Total Recall remake with Bokeem Woodbine. That looks like its on the right track. Does he have a twitter? If not i'll make a fake and run it
Pineapples are my favorite fruit with out a doubt. They may look like they will hurt to touch buuut they don't. #ForYourHealth
nothin wrong with putting just enough gas in your car to get where you need to go. My destination is $1.14 away
1 out of 3 white moms who hung around black people and has a black babies father will name their daughter Micayla
the most important part of using port-a-potties is assuming everything inside of it has pee on it already #southbuhsouthwest
oh wow, I was wrong
Sometimes on facebook, nice looking Girls will take a Group photo of 6+ and it's appropriate to simply leave a comment saying "Buffet" .
I'm a great guy.