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If a joke drops on twitter and no one favorites or retweets it, does it make a sound? @rejectedjokes
@rejectedjokes watching @houseofliestv Live fucking amazing
@rejectedjokes Pretty sweet you won People's Sexiest Mandolin Player #BennnySchwazz pic.twitter.com/jKsYnOZcii
. @sethgreen nathanfillion @rejectedjokes Me realizing the assassin isn't who I thought. Your turn!… http://instagram.com/p/vjQdvSor9E/
@rejectedjokes I'm a Mitzvah was my favorite of the Sundance Shorts this year. Your performance was really touching!
catch me in the club like pic.twitter.com/jyz3DbudjX
voting for top 10 @comedybangbang episodes made me remember that solo bolo with @rejectedjokes was my happiest day in 2014
@rejectedjokes I played a baby couple times from '79 to about '83. All down hill since
Just found the contract with my signature next to Michael Jackson's indicating that we're the co-writers of "Eat It." pic.twitter.com/NFwacdrVbq
@rejectedjokes Pah! Troy McClure was born to play the lead alongside Dolores Montenegro in "Calling All Quakers".
@rejectedjokes @iamdoncheadle @imkristenbell @joshlaw81 What? No Dante Valerio? Hey Ben.
Was Pac-Man based on a true story?
@rejectedjokes Amazing Hot Sauce w/ Bill Murray last night! Thank to @gilozeri and @adampally for not showing up! pic.twitter.com/0NWekyv8A3
@rejectedjokes @adampally the best part of #hotsauce at #ucbsunset was #BillMurray pic.twitter.com/ZiPAPUWBcl
Believe or not... Bill Murray is in that circle @gilozeri @adampally @rejectedjokes @ucbsunset #hotsauce #HONOR pic.twitter.com/dLbpjqemlk
No @adampally & @gilozeri at #ucbtla #hotsauce tonight but who cares? @rejectedjokes got Bill Murray! pic.twitter.com/4aN7cMvL5m
All hail Bill Murray. (Not pictured: @adampally, @gilozeri) cc: @ucbsunset @rejectedjokes pic.twitter.com/MP9LCua5a3
BILL MURRAY!!!! @gilozeri @adampally @rejectedjokes pic.twitter.com/JYx820TxSz
Missed @adampally & @gilozeri at #hotsauce tonight but @rejectedjokes KILLED IT w/ the hilarious Bill Murray! #ucbtla pic.twitter.com/wUwvUcP4YC
@rejectedjokes somehow got Bill Murray for #hotsauce. @adampally @gilozeri missed out! pic.twitter.com/ZAhkWvrWGb
Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast.