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WHY must I insist on hugging people when they are clearly extending an arm for a handshake?! So creepy. I would make a terrible president.
Jim Croce was right. U shouldn't tug on Superman's cape, never mind rip the mask off the old lone ranger. And don't watch According to Jim.
crying while writing a halloween card
Wheres a dramatic spot to weep in LA
Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast.