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Every time someone takes off their sunglasses I'm always disappointed with how their eyes look
First dates are like podcasts where it's like "oh no real theme we just hang" & then halfway through there's an ad for audiblescream dot com
This is something I'm excited about. https://twitter.com/thr/status/624694774784782337 …
"When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
Bojack Season 2/fuuuuuuck
for the life of me I can't remember the Alamo.
Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast.
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