Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
In fairness Amanda Bynes behavior is completely normal if you were bred from birth to be a sketch comedy child actress.
-Le Oncle Jesse
I walked 10 blocks in NYC today which means I was in 20 Gaspar Noé short films today.
“@dylanobrien: Holy shit I love this. Kings. #TheInternshipJune7th http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_7T5cRUA2s&feature=youtube_gdata_player …” just a little something we made on our day off!
Carmelo Anthony has the face (and especially the mustache) of a 1940's jazz trumpet player.
Donated $50 to charity today, but killed a drifter on my way to work. So that's a push, right?
I've never said "thank you" to a waiter less than 15 times throughout the course of a meal.
The Macklemore haircut, but for pubes.
Hey guys, I'm doing a book signing on my flight from Cincinnati to LA. Fall asleep and ill sign your books!!
If the Earth swallowed you all up whole there's not a court in the universe that wouldn't rule it self-defense.
Struggling with a tampon machine in a baseball stadium. Finally I will understand all MY OWN initiations.
Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast.