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Very excited to be joining this amazing team! https://twitter.com/deadline/status/638800519281160193 …
Fuck it! I'm saying hi to everyone. It feels fucking great. Hi!
I wrote this about the late, great Wes Craven: http://www.edgarwrighthere.com/2015/08/31/remembering-wes-craven/ …
Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses
It's ok to wear the same sweat pants everyday, right?
...asking for a friend.
Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast.
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