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Just went to a gas station where you have to pay inside. Emotionally exhausted.
I just ordered a Mai Tai for the first time in my life & I feel UNSTOPPABLE
What happens when we run out of barcode numbers???
Let's see...what to tweet about, what to tweet about? I got nothing. What's new with you?
DARE TO BE STUPID DARE TO BE STUPID DARE TO BE STUPID DARE TO BE STUPID DARE TO BE STUPID DARE TO BE STUPID DARE TO BE STUPID
New Video Tuesday! "Real Estate Agent Part 1 With Ben Schwartz! (aka @rejectedjokes) - http://jakeandamir.com/post/82110425116/real-estate-agent-part-1-with-ben-schwartz … -- No sweet home.
My boyfriend from 5th grade just got married and i actually had the thought, "Well, someone moves on fast, doesn't he?"
Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast.