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Working on a Bill Brasky for tonight's SNL.
It's 11 p.m. and I just took down a tub of marscapone cheese using only tortilla chips. Basically I just told tomorrow to go fuck itself.
The word "performance" and fleece should never be used in the same sentence.
Blake Griffin did improv at UCB tonight, and now I can't help but invent the term "Yes And 1"
"Time travel is real and you're doing it RIGHT NOW" - My opening line if I ever become a middle school science teacher
What if R2-D2's beeps have no literal meaning and C-3PO is just a psychotic talking to himself?
Had a dream I was in a Progressive commercial. Flo was on set but wasn't in spot. I felt bad 4 her but thought, "I gotta get mine, Flo."
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Just dropped 32 with Iman in 2K.
Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes/Simpsons enthusiast.