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Getting tagged in a photo on Facebook is much like getting raped in an orifice you didn't know you had.
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Twirling my hair while thinking about getting backdoored. Yes, I know, I'm such a girl.
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I'd like to go back to the time when Robert De Niro was more of an actor and less of an institution, because back then I had firmer tits.
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I've let go of some morals. Wasn't using them anyway.
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Not enough people are recluses.
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Nothing says "First World Problem" like crying in a therapist's office for 100 bucks/hour.
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I hope that the imaginary wall between female ejaculation and urinary incontinence will hold.
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One day I will be pretty good at the whole mercy fuck thing. I have oodles of fuck experience and the idea of mercy is slowly growing on me.
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Ikea — building a temple of doom one missing screw at a time.
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”Sometimes you are just too clever. It makes me want to fuck you stupid.” And that, fellas, is how you write a proper direct message.
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Yes, I will be on your Girls-Who-Like-Anal-and-Say-So-at-Prissy-Fucking-Girly-Dinners Twitter list. You are welcome.
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Nowhere is the willing suspension of disbelief as strong as in porn.
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I would never bleach my anus. I'm happy that there's at least one part of me that can hold a tan.
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If I ever start up a passive-aggressive decorating business I will call it Drapes of Wrath.
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I'm dyeing my hair, so I'm naked, typing with my right hand, absentmindedly pinching nipple with the left. I don't understand it either.
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I dreamt that Twitter was a dynamic, creative and fluctuational supermind of interconnected brains, and then I woke up crying with laughter.
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It's hard to embrace Jesus when you're taking it lying on your stomach.
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The law of teenage sex: first come, first ridiculed.
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Picking my nose looking for an as yet undiscovered G-spot.
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This bugger of a tonsillitis must mean I've been deep-throating one too many strepto-cocks.
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