@rejecter's most faved Tweets...
Getting tagged in a photo on Facebook is much like getting raped in an orifice you didn't know you had.
I'd like to go back to the time when Robert De Niro was more of an actor and less of an institution, because back then I had firmer tits.
”Sometimes you are just too clever. It makes me want to fuck you stupid.” And that, fellas, is how you write a proper direct message.
One day I will be pretty good at the whole mercy fuck thing. I have oodles of fuck experience and the idea of mercy is slowly growing on me.
Yes, I will be on your Girls-Who-Like-Anal-and-Say-So-at-Prissy-Fucking-Girly-Dinners Twitter list. You are welcome.
I'm dyeing my hair, so I'm naked, typing with my right hand, absentmindedly pinching nipple with the left. I don't understand it either.
I dreamt that Twitter was a dynamic, creative and fluctuational supermind of interconnected brains, and then I woke up crying with laughter.
Tip: To have your favorites shown faster, follow @favstar