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Kalli
Orð dagsins verður að vera "smjörkúkur".
@Kalli
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DieLaughing
Support a Free Iran! Wear green today!
@DieLaughing
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johnnytexts
I hate st.patricks day. I don't need some fuckin holiday to tell me to drink. The shakes tell me that.
@johnnytexts
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indefensible
The talking heads on CNBC seem to be in favour of universal broadband, but opposed to universal healthcare.
@indefensible
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GorillaSushi
I wish there was a shorter name for this leper convention.
@GorillaSushi
penbleth
@rejecter I shall then remain incontinent. Just for you.

Nary another Kegel shall pass my lips.
@penbleth in reply to rejecter
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rejecterTrish1981
evrythingmustgo
Next up: crappy Easter jokes.
@evrythingmustgo
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muchty
Americans who think they're Irish are like Brits who think they're great lovers. Drunk.
@muchty
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crankfetter
I have to drop off this stool sample at the clinic today. I have some shit in a bag. I HAVE A BAG OF SHIT.
@crankfetter
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IDsploder
My old boss who's retired keeps sending porn to my email at work.

God bless that man.
@IDsploder
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Balut
The glass is half-empty and the plate is chipped too.
@Balut
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dorsalstream
I love dressing in the morning to avoid minor violence.
@dorsalstream
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hatmandu
Add 'x' to '.doc' and whaddya got? A pain in the arse.
@hatmandu
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itsjustEm
Happy Birthday @slugworthy. I got you a blowup doll with "stalactites" and "stalagmites" in her "love cave". Enjoy!
@itsjustEm
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evrythingmustgo
Performing morning ablutions sounds slightly more dignified than shit, shower and shave.
@evrythingmustgo
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megatonlove
He went to buy bread 4 hours ago and hasn't come back yet.
@megatonlove
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megatonlove
Mr M has given his new GPS an Irish accent. It's making him stop and chat with everyone every 5 minutes.
@megatonlove
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captain_beef
I just deflowered the large Toblerone bar in the pantry. I was gentle, but firm.
@captain_beef
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rejecterkambrock
vmarinelli
GUYS. It's not a "fanny pack." It's a utility belt with pockets. INDEX CARD-ACCOMMODATING POCKETS.
@vmarinelli
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DesignerSays
Talk is cheap but dirty talk is really cheap and I love a bargain.
@DesignerSays
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