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If you're smiling I'm going to assume you have problems.
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Emotional voids give great blowjobs.
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Career planning tip for Big Bad Wolf: less huffing and puffing, more hustling. Either that, or just drop the "bad".
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Sweden watches bad music on TV. I'm raiding my neighbours' fridges. The Swedish soul, insofar there is one, is smeared with pesto and fear.
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Head, heart, pussy. You're in two of them.
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My mother: "Was it at this pizza place or the other they killed those people?" It's a small town.
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If you're going to keep me wet 24/7 you should also do my laundry.
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For all the talk of social ineptitude, nerds sure like to herd.
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My next novel is well under way. Protagonists: Oily-skinned dermatologist Shiny and her lacklustre husband Matte.
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@penbleth Osculation, poculation and copulation. Whaddyasay?
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@roughdiction Keeping the kid nameless makes the masturbation more enjoyable. No pedo.
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I want to osculate you. Osculate. No, it's not the same as emasculate. Nevermind, I've changed my mind.
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If you keep posting the link to your favstar.fm page you're obviously not here for the humour.
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Meet Migraine, prominent sorceress in the Arthurian legend, and also a total pain.
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"Vajayjay"? That is some seriously fucked up nomencliture.
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Today the classmate who blogs for his dog offered me dog treats.
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Sweden is just like any other enlightened country. We too have an indigenous population we don't like to think of.
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The problem with interaction is people.
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As a last resort and nuclear option, just before the essay deadline, I invoked the name of Roland Barthes.
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Remember ethics? Good or bad times.
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