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[spoken to someone in the 3rd world via an interpreter] the first of my two daily showers is just to help me wake up
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Mom and Dad raised me according to the rule that children should be seen but not heard, they should be tasted but not smelled, touched but n
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They should rename NPR (National Public Radio) to WBH (White Bourgeois Horseshit)
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me: omg could i not
Do not take Viagra if you take nitrates for chest pai--- OH SHIT THEY PUT 1 SECOND ON THE CLOCK BACK TO THE GAME
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