The top ten goals in Barcelona's history. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCMWK7umhrQ That Romario one is mind-blowing

Bergkamp porn: his top 10 goals for Arsenal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piYh2UfX-GY

Still easily the best clip in the history of the internet, never mind just football clips: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3_NABDDen0

A collection of Manchester United's late, late goals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdSmF5WgT6Q&feature=fvw

The best goal ever. Bar none, end of and fact. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CfH2TVulyA&t=6m40s

Here's a video of Prosinecki's passing. Oh, man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la6H3tJFT48

An old favourite. We confidently predict that, in 2011, the BBC will show nothing as jaw-dropping as this. http://bit.ly/XN44b

Not old but still amusing. Rio Ferdinand catches Nani taking the piss out of his wobbly gob and offers him out. http://bit.ly/hc9eWl

That Onuoha goal might be the best individual effort we've seen from a right-back since this in 1985: http://bit.ly/9dCaqa

Most modern footballers can take a running jump, but we love Rafael: http://bit.ly/biDUBZ

Lineker scores an el clasico hat-trick as Barcelona win 3-2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEGivftftC8

Here's one of Fergie's many great post-match interviews in 1999. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_FnYtWvqLU

And here are the top ten goals in Real Madrid's history. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOOxGoSx5Ok Butragueno's? Bloody hell.

This is beautifully put together: Mark Hughes at Manchester United. Look at Fergie's celebration at 1.11. http://bit.ly/dOg6vp

Anyone who has lost their life to Championship Manager, and loved every minute, should read these. They're majestic: http://bit.ly/f4RLUf

High time for a repost of the greatest goal ever, end of and fact. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r0bpKgfCPA

On This Day: in 2000, Paul Scholes scored this exquisite goal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjnQad_ulgQ

In 2003, Cristiano Ronaldo earns himself a transfer to Old Trafford: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfgdUfDgCq8

Brazil 1970: the worst team ever? (This video is approximately 148,312 times funnier now they have added Trolololo): http://bit.ly/c4vDDT

Zidane, the early years: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__B0SoPjmTU