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what do we want? to be free of desire when do we want it? *confused murmuring*
what idiot called it "life" & not "death"
what do we want? mutual coital timing when do we want it? wait not yet
improve your memory by doing unforgettable things
mad shout out to the molecules that identify as you
1 in 10 people nervous about 9 out of 10 people
vape flavors: lemonade diaper, inside of an old clown mask, fedora on fire, the road by cormac mcarthy, ludens, hospital dumpster in the sun
*seizes the wrong day*
an orgasm like the momentary gap in the rain beneath an overpass
funeral slideshow of you checking your phone through the years
what do we want? time travel when do we want it? *confused murmuring*
pro tip: burn the land around the bridges too
all your dead friends cheering your murderer on
tetris theme blaring as pall bearers try to angle my coffin into a narrow grave
5 out of 5 nutritionists will die regardless
when you assume suffering creates art because you're only attracted to art that expresses suffering
maybe iphones created us because they love to watch concerts
so in love we forgot the internet
you can lead a horse to water but you can't stop drinking
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