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what idiot called it "life" & not "death"
what do we want? mutual coital timing when do we want it? wait not yet
improve your memory by doing unforgettable things
mad shout out to the molecules that identify as you
1 in 10 people nervous about 9 out of 10 people
funeral slideshow of you checking your phone through the years
pro tip: burn the land around the bridges too
an orgasm like the momentary gap in the rain beneath an overpass
tetris theme blaring as pall bearers try to angle my coffin into a narrow grave
5 out of 5 nutritionists will die regardless
maybe iphones created us because they love to watch concerts
so in love we forgot the internet
you can lead a horse to water but you can't stop drinking
what do we want? to stop wanting things. when do we want it? retroactively
a conceptual art piece where you just complain about the art world
when you assume suffering creates art because you're only attracted to art that expresses suffering
a smart car that runs on anxiety
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