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what do we want? mutual coital timing when do we want it? wait not yet
improve your memory by doing unforgettable things
1 in 10 people nervous about 9 out of 10 people
an orgasm like the momentary gap in the rain beneath an overpass
tetris theme blaring as pall bearers try to angle my coffin into a narrow grave
5 out of 5 nutritionists will die regardless
maybe iphones created us because they love to watch concerts
you can lead a horse to water but you can't stop drinking
so in love we forgot the internet
what do we want? to stop wanting things. when do we want it? retroactively
What's heavier? 100lbs of feathers or 100lbs of everyone you love will die?
a smart car that runs on anxiety
sex so good existential questions are raised
the calls are coming from inside the jerk store
jeremy irons is a complete sentence
a life long conceptual art piece where you don't make any
honk if the most unattractive part of you is the thing that worries about what part of you is most unattractive
honk if love ends in stages, exactly as it began, but in reverse
my phone wistfully remembering your wifi as I lurk past your apartment
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