what do we want? mutual coital timing when do we want it? wait not yet

improve your memory by doing unforgettable things

tetris theme blaring as pall bearers try to angle my coffin into a narrow grave

1 in 10 people nervous about 9 out of 10 people

5 out of 5 nutritionists will die regardless

so in love we forgot the internet

What's heavier? 100lbs of feathers or 100lbs of everyone you love will die?

sex so good existential questions are raised

a life long conceptual art piece where you don't make any

jeremy irons is a complete sentence

you can lead a horse to water but you can't stop drinking

a gruesome game of strip poker wherein participants don't stop at clothes

my phone wistfully remembering your wifi as I lurk past your apartment

is that a banana flavored runt in your pocket?

like my coffee like I like my pits of despair, bottomless w a black surface that reflects shame

lazy scientists putting off the invention of time travel because what's the rush?

the emotional equivalent of thinking there's one stair left

death also finds a way

like bringing an erection to a knife fight

skinned a peach so efficiently the entire breakfast nook collapsed into uneasy silence