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what do we want? mutual coital timing when do we want it? wait not yet
improve your memory by doing unforgettable things
tetris theme blaring as pall bearers try to angle my coffin into a narrow grave
1 in 10 people nervous about 9 out of 10 people
5 out of 5 nutritionists will die regardless
so in love we forgot the internet
What's heavier? 100lbs of feathers or 100lbs of everyone you love will die?
sex so good existential questions are raised
a life long conceptual art piece where you don't make any
jeremy irons is a complete sentence
you can lead a horse to water but you can't stop drinking
a gruesome game of strip poker wherein participants don't stop at clothes
my phone wistfully remembering your wifi as I lurk past your apartment
is that a banana flavored runt in your pocket?
like my coffee like I like my pits of despair, bottomless w a black surface that reflects shame
lazy scientists putting off the invention of time travel because what's the rush?
the emotional equivalent of thinking there's one stair left
death also finds a way
like bringing an erection to a knife fight
skinned a peach so efficiently the entire breakfast nook collapsed into uneasy silence