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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    *seizes yesterday*

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    earfdae
  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    honk if you'd gotten everything you always wanted you'd be dead

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    thedayofthedot
  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    a chess piece king gravestone that just says checkmate

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    thedayofthedot
  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    improve your memory by doing unforgettable things

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    mad shout out to the molecules that decide they are you

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    fingerbangs
  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    the kind of beauty that would've been burned at the stake

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    what do we want? mutual coital timing when do we want it? wait not yet

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    what do we want? to stop wanting things. when do we want it? retroactively

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    JasonBerlin
  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    whats heavier, 100 lbs of feathers or 100 lbs of the beatles were done by age 27 vs your handful of followers on instagram?

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    honk if you're addicted to an empty room

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    jeremy irons is a complete sentence

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    honk if the best indication of intelligence is wishing you were dumber

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    deeeebag
  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    the times when you have seen only one footprint is when I adopted the crane pose & challenged the sea

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    so much depends on a frozen lap dog propping open the vet's freezer while you & the goth kid angle in a freshly dead mastiff circa '96

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    you can lead a horse to water but you can't stop drinking

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    so in love we forgot the internet

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    the false security of having half a tuna sandwich of life left

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    What's heavier? 100lbs of feathers or 100lbs of everyone you love will die?

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    the only thing wrong w you is the part of you that thinks there's something wrong

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  • retsoor
      retsoor @retsoor

    staring at each other through opposite ends of a telescope too bored to unravel the metaphor

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    josephesque
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