@vaginamax not really, retweeting gives them the credit, a real boss would rewrite them and claim brilliant tweets as his own!

You seem content to take your time with me
I arch my hips to your mouth to show i appreciate your attention

I'm the girl you hung out at the party
I told you jokes,kept the conversation lively
While you desperately tried to get that bored hot chick

@vaginamax don't let this happen to your sperm, beat it often! http://t.co/46uZKWL

Love is a dance.....
You can simply walk away when the beautiful music stops...
Or stay to hold her through the silence

Watching a man type with ALL of his fingers makes me hot

I will make it through this alone or with you by my side

Rather have u by my side

@justanerdoc @dirtneck101 just spreading the love..... Hahaha


Have a good night doc!!!

Just spent 2 hours getting IV iron surrounded by cancer patients... Several my age or younger...
Puts my problems in perspective

Last night I sat with a 100 yr old man who just lost his son.He said "it don't matter how old u r..It still hurts 2 lose a child"
*hold hand

Ok....
I've seen enough scrotal edema to last the rest of my life....
Sigh

“@ian_2wasted: Titty Sprinkles! Because boobs are like ice-cream, much better with sprinkles. pic.twitter.com/ifOIMuNX” @pdubbles

@ian_2wasted I'll just respond with a potassium pun and just say "K"

Why am I still amazed at how people will just stand around and stare when someone obviously needs help?
And tape video of it

Fuckers

I love when I find out a guy is going "commando"
It makes me think reckless thoughts

Like zipper near misses and
scrotums stuck to legs..

If u see your nurse a couple times
You're ok
If she is in your room a lot?
Something's up
If every nurse is in your room?
You're fucked!

I must be stupid,
After all this....












I still believe in love









Please shoot me

All I need to know is that you will be with me through hard times

I love twitter-where else can you be followed by licorice nipple, big wet pussy, and @sgtbuttcheeks ?

I know!

I'm such a classy gal

To you guys who like to walk around with your loose jeans below your buttocks, are you advertising "easy access"?

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