@revoltpuppy's (Justin McDowell) most faved Tweets...
It's weird. When you're 18, you think you have all the answers. I'm 27 and now know I have all the answers. That worked out well for me.
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littletinyfishenergyfaceanonygirl
I would be more disappointed about losing the Democrat super-majority, but let's be honest, it's less embarrassing this way.
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littletinyfishsmutandeggs
My dentist: "The first thing I see when I look at you is your chipped tooth." Well the first thing I see of you is your bad attitude, missy.
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littletinyfishtalktostrangers
Seriously, Arial, your "S" is retarded. Go sit in the corner with Gill Sans's "i".
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littletinyfishanonygirl
Right when I said "You know someone is buying that for a sexual fetish", the buyer of the gynecology chair at the auction came up behind me.
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smutandeggs
Wha wha whaaa? img height and width have been optional for validation this whole time?
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smutandeggs
@smutandeggs Thanks for that hilarious visual of you spinning around down the street. Weeee!
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smutandeggs
Alright, presents are over. Enough of this Christmas music bullshit.
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talktostrangers
I corrected the typo on http://revoltpuppy.com and if you haven't seen the new realignment yet, just click on that thar link.
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nirak
I woke up this morning thinking about the environment, health care, and the war, and how our nation has fucked up all three.
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talktostrangers
I am unfollowing anybody who thinks they can win a sweepstakes or giveaway by tweeting spam at me.
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talktostrangers
I voted for the @bombthemusicindustry album "Scrambles" for best album art of '09 (also Asobi Seksu, Grizzly Bear): http://su.pr/1P0PJF
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nirak
My Captain Kirk sweater (new movie version): http://dl.dropbox.com/u/41399/kirk.jpg I also have a TV show version.
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smutandeggs
Lenny Kravitz is the Matchbox20 of shitty music. --@hotmarcus
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littletinyfish
(Two of my three dicks, anyway.)
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littletinyfish
How is it that the most bloated, unusable software has come to run my professional life? Microsoft & Adobe can eat both of my dicks.
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littletinyfish
@adammcdowell Get on AIM once in a while, for fuck's sake.
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littletinyfish
@hotmarcus Wow, were you like IN BED with John Hughes when he died or something?
@revoltpuppy in reply to hotmarcus
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littletinyfish
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