Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'm avoiding TV, Radio, Facebook and People today, just because I fucking hate REM.
And those Morgan & Morgan commercials are infuriatingly insulting! John Morgan is an ambulance chasing scumbag lawyer!!
First Whitney, now Davey Jones?
How many monkeys are we gonna lose in 2012? #Stolenandracistjoke
I lost a follower because I bad mouthed the "Xmas shoes" song. Good riddance, I hope your kid is the one buying shoes next year!
All parents buying Star Wars Blu Ray Box set for Xmas- your kids are supposed to see Episode 4 FIRST!! Any other way is bad parenting
I'm changing my twitter name to Booger Chops!
Cracker Barrel will be so depressing in 30 yrs when they're selling olde-tyme sour patch candy, vintage Seinfeld DVDs and Metal CDs.