Sat next to @omg_its_lindsay she's wearing a top that looked like its been dipped in shit then painted red. Awkwad

"@uberfacts: A homeless woman in Los Angeles was offering blowjobs in exchange for chicken nuggets!" @tarastokes6

"@ratbatallion: You had me at "I'm also an alcoholic"."@tarastokes6

"@uberfacts: Staying awake for 17 hours has the same effect on your body as drinking 2 glasses of wine."@tarastokes6

@omg_its_lindsay let me sniff your lipbalm. mmmmmm *dribbles* (8)I wanna know your name (8)

Girl next to me listening to big girls don't cry by fergie after telling me she's split up with her boyfriend. #Tragic

@anum_x @emilyfayebrook @tar_amb on a mad one tonight girls @katykatiaaaaaaa @omg_its_lindsay http://t.co/Osnyo1uM

Possibly my fave pic of all time. @tar_amb @anum_x @omg_its_lindsay http://t.co/WSb5Z7jc

Girls with twitter accounts dedicated solely to bitching about other girls should be chucked in a blender then eaten by Carol Anne Duffy.

Cute ass bitches @omg_its_lindsay @anum_x @tar_amb http://t.co/oQhirDhd

"@h0gw4rts_: We all know that one horse obsessed twat"@omg_its_lindsay @katykatiaaaaaaa

@omg_its_lindsay WE'RE JUS HAVING FUN WE DON'T CARE WHO SEE'S

"@uberfacts: Each cigarette smokes takes 5 to 11 minutes off of the smoker's lifespan."@anum_x

@omg_its_lindsay keep eating u fat bap head. #SocietyAcceptsYouHaveWeightProblems

"@uberfacts: The term "quirkyalone" refers to someone who enjoys being single and doesn't want to date just anybody."@agkgtb

@omg_its_lindsay http://t.co/whRdZJRg it will cheer u up ;)

"@uberfacts: Justin Bieber is the youngest male artist to top the Billboard U.S. 200 chart since 1963."@justinbieber

didn't realise the dangers off walking past the reduced isle in a supermarket at "peak time" till today.

only follow @lord_sugar and @piersmorgan for there banter

@omg_its_lindsay "how do you know when your wifes dead? "the sex is the same the dishes just pile up" - I just heard this,I want too slap em