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Curvy girls do it better...only a dog wants a bone
I'm from South Africa when we shoot something it's because we wanna eat it or take its girlfriend
if its not one thing its your mother..!!!
Him: why are you so fat..? Me: Because every time i sleep with your wife she gives me a biscuit..!
Did you know the blood of a rhino poacher can cure hiv and aids. Spread the word
Just removed my crocs after a hard day looking like a twat..
I like the wrongest things the most
Dear Santa, Don't fukn bother coming to my house this year I've been Naughty and it was fukn worth it. you fat, judgmental son of a bitch
Indian lady on train shut her eyes and stopped breathing I thought she was dead but the red spot on her head said she was just on standby.
Keep calm and get a tattoo
Value has a value only if its value is valued
Beer bottles shaped like tits..! Thats not too much to ask for is it..?
Almost got into a debate with a 9yr old over call of duty. Then I thought "he's just a kid, he don't know shit" I win.
religion is like a penis,fine to have,fine to be proud of,not to be whipped out and waved in public and not to be shoved down my kids throat
butt plugs... is there anything they cant stop...???
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves junk open for much hurt..!!!!
When sitting for too long I become a one bum cheek at a time kinda guy
Accomplished Fucker upper of stuff. Shit I find most enjoyable is illegal. I have a dirty mouth and mind. My Mrs is the sexy arse Im the joker around her.