“@__unclejay: “@lorenzothespice: Last name ever first name greatest (888) 😏😏😏 pic.twitter.com/MdKjiwCUYH”
LOOOOOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” 😂😂😂😂

“@chiefinspectorp: Love my boyfriend ! God has got us ! Can't wait to see what the future has for us 💞💞💞 pic.twitter.com/4159Pt6vuj” LOOOOOOOL

#TweetLikeAControllingBoyfriend
Girl: I'm going to a party
Boyfriend: ite, wear that hijab ting
Girl: I'm not a Muslim..
Boy: so what Bruv

“@jphotoboy: Now she's gonna talk about how she's been bullied coz she was fat”< 😂😂

I'm exhausted.

Man said his girl can't have candles on her birthday cake because she might wish for a new boyfriend FFS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😩😩😩😩😩

“@mrways: RT @yankboogie: RT @kuntakreme: Follow Me Or Ill Kill My Little Sister @nickiminaj pic.twitter.com/BJUWoytoUC / lool :: 😂😂😂”

Too many girls out there tryna change their partner into someone else, not realising they liked them for who they were

Did some reading on Christianity. Peoples view are interesting sha.

Being a Christian doesnt mean you look down on people...

“@martzk_ann: “@whybleach: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL pic.twitter.com/rTMXMdT9de” 😂😂” < 😂😂😂😂😂😂

No Christ, no nuttin.

AyyOnline's dad's 3 minute comedy sketch is funnier than all of AyyOnline's other videos put together.

"WHO LEFT DA FRONT DOOR HOPEN?!" "OO FOCK!" "I'LL FOCK ALL OF YOU" "WHY ARE YOU FOKIN LAFFIN?! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!" LOOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

“@j2ocean: “@ed_magicc: I'm single but unavailable.” // lol MANS MOVIN LIKE AN OFF-PEAK TRAVELCARD”< I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE UNO.

pic.twitter.com/gca8gxNoBs

loooool i swear i catch barre jokes in my house. my family r too too funnnyy

“@__jabz: 10 MILLION POUNDS FOR A FUNERAL?

IS TUPAC AND AMY WINEHOUSE PERFORMING LIVE OR?”

This joke needs a funeral still

Capri Sun is the biggest tease in the world. As soon as you start enjoying it, its finished.

I miss Ubersocial. I'd just filter out tweets that mention that account

“@fullly_: “@yo_willywonka: Meanwhile on Facebook... pic.twitter.com/oNq35i2LFa”

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl😂😂😂😂”