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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    Immortals be like

    "YOL∞!"

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      @Richard_Keep

    Google is attempting to acquire WhatsApp for near 1 Billion dollars. They should just download it for free like the rest of us.

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    Ladies say that men think with their dicks, well if that is the case feel free to blow my mind.

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      @Richard_Keep

    If I die in my sleep you can actually say that I died doing what I loved.

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    Don't read this tweet. Why don't you heed on simple instructions? Okay stop here! Don't read past this part. Ugh, You idiot.

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    I just broke up with my vegetarian girlfriend. I told her, "it's not you, it's meat."

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      @Richard_Keep

    Dear tweeps with egg avis, please hatch.

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    1. Get a random lady at the bar
    2. Nickname her 'Preneur'
    3. Buy her drinks
    4. Take her home
    5. Entrepreneur

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    This toothpaste claims "triple action" but only has one hole.

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    Only an idiot would judge a person by their race or religion and not what their favorite TV show is.

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    I'll go batshit insane and donkey punch someone if they ever shut down Twitter. I'm not kidding you.

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    I water my flowers every time I get laid. They are all dead now.

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    class Kanu {
    function Moi(){
    return 100yrs;
    }
    };

    class Jubilee extends Kanu {
    function Uhuru(){
    echo "Hello World";
    }
    };

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    Sleep is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    You become better if you compete with yourself. If
    you're always competing with
    others, you become bitter.

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      @Richard_Keep

    It's been 20 minutes since Uhuru nominated Joseph Nkaissery as Interior CS and we haven't had a blast or cattle rustling. Best. CS. Ever.

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      @Richard_Keep

    There is one rule on Twitter. Be yourself. Don't let anything or anybody here change who you really are.

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    Arsenal: Hello
    CL: Hi
    Arsenal: Hello it's me
    CL: Yes
    Arsenal: I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet...
    CL: 😆

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  • Richard_Keep
      @Richard_Keep

    Ladies who give hickeys to every dude they bump into at a bar are just social neckworking.

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