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  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    I tweeted all my good tweets before you started following me.

    • 273
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    Per_IncuriamDickZuckerjeffswarensMasterOfFuryTomnyVercetti____theefartsmellervikmunalaMwanekih
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    jeffswarensvikmunalaIncognitah_biplabmukherjeeNichollsTerenceNicanor254iNyagah_psychoMUGA
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    Google is attempting to acquire WhatsApp for near 1 Billion dollars. They should just download it for free like the rest of us.

    • 63
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    tripsixx_jeffswarensmpendapesaWhervrIMayRoamBigBang6000taseeveryonetwilighteyes08LeeCram
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    that_BeastjeffswarensCharloh__Nobbz_Kay_S_Bob_Sibongile_ScomelywordsmithWhervrIMayRoam
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    Ladies say that men think with their dicks, well if that is the case feel free to blow my mind.

    • 145
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    jeffswarensMasterOfFuryTomnyVercetti____bwrcaTheKenyan_nyax6Lovingson_kamaawakaba
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    Jaden_kacqrisAceJoodshankukundaShwentoSamzen_mysbbbyGingerritoImThatNword
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    If I die in my sleep you can actually say that I died doing what I loved.

    • 144
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    Per_IncuriamjeffswarensMasterOfFurybwrcaTheKenyan_illuminatedwndrnyax6albywizzy
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    jeffswarenshemangdoshi1211meg_wordologistPoohBear_Goa_BingipsychoMUGAShwentoSamzen_
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    Immortals be like

    "YOL∞!"

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    tracyy_KETomnyVercetti_____BingiTheKenyan_IntrepidDeviantCarterMicluvinBill_Whizznyax6
    • 145
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    JoanneMwizamtsankaraabukabuxoMaxyflani_C_hachaBMGitzlove8terCharloh__
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    Don't read this tweet. Why don't you heed on simple instructions? Okay stop here! Don't read past this part. Ugh, You idiot.

    • 133
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    TomnyVercetti____bwrcaTheKenyan_nyax6sickolia_albywizzygmossiikodeeezzzy
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    psychoMUGARayMmojaSamzen_TheKenyan_nyax6iamporgyanne_atsengaalbywizzy
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    I just broke up with my vegetarian girlfriend. I told her, "it's not you, it's meat."

    • 117
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    TomnyVercetti____BeavanssidewazedSamzen_TheKenyan_nyax6Torriablealbywizzy
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    AbuyasLifesidewazednyax6psychoMUGAiWatebaSamzen_TheKenyan_hlemna_Ngubs
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    Dear tweeps with egg avis, please hatch.

    • 101
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    TheKenyan_nyax6TorriableWathiary_albywizzymisskerry_TheEpicAssholeThe_Mentalyst
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    BMGitzLow_corefellaratedLamsKenya_favstar1000favs1ManUtdGirlShwentoalbywizzy
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    This toothpaste claims "triple action" but only has one hole.

    • 85
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    TomnyVercetti____lawaljalalSamzen_dennisochenjaTheKenyan_DrangulaCarterMicluvinKandistor
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    Number1_idlerpsychoMUGAShwentoSamzen_HuajatollaChicTheKenyan_custo3000iVince_43
    GroperClevelandPsycholyst
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    Only an idiot would judge a person by their race or religion and not what their favorite TV show is.

    • 94
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    TomnyVercetti____mr_lawalebwrcanyax6ZahraSBokhariexschoolnerdSamzen_CNAComedy
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    ZaibGigiShinobiRobi______RpeechipkeezyIncognitah_vince_luckerbrianmuuonyax6thepelosa
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    I'll go batshit insane and donkey punch someone if they ever shut down Twitter. I'm not kidding you.

    • 129
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    TomnyVercetti____TheKenyan_nyax6albywizzyiMurumbakodeeezzzymisskerry_The_Mentalyst
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    albywizzyVanMugaiMurumbabwrcaScarsFourEyesmochanyafavstar1000favs_lorrra
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    I water my flowers every time I get laid. They are all dead now.

    • 109
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    TomnyVercetti____TheKenyan_Kandistornyax6DwayneKariukijovineooiNyagah_Wathiary_
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    Maurice_Jr7SpraggaizmeKandistorIncognitah_nyax6LamsKenya_mSale_chelah_reez
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    1. Get a random lady at the bar
    2. Nickname her 'Preneur'
    3. Buy her drinks
    4. Take her home
    5. Entrepreneur

    • 40
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    TomnyVercetti____TheKenyan_OGALLOHnyax6Mitch_YNWANashyZxqcvkamweru_
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    ItsNIGI_biatchkevrxDeedeeMonahToxikmusesiRazzaq_TarriqLee_TheSidJay2thaIzzleisincera
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    class Kanu {
    function Moi(){
    return 100yrs;
    }
    };

    class Jubilee extends Kanu {
    function Uhuru(){
    echo "Hello World";
    }
    };

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    TomnyVercetti____TheKenyan_nyax6JoanneMuhiaalbywizzymudoskudothearebaJP_theAntiHero
    • 100
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    nyax6theTrueParanyaalbywizzyVanMugaRamzZy_RkoDominiccymohsmallzEastrole
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    Sleep is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

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    TomnyVercetti____TheKenyan_Kandistornyax6albywizzyVanMugaElvisLewelakodeeezzzy
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    Kandistornyax6albywizzyVanMugaElvisLewelaArnold_idcbwrcamisskerry_
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    You become better if you compete with yourself. If
    you're always competing with
    others, you become bitter.

    • 78
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    TomnyVercetti____TheKenyan_nyax6albywizzyVanMugakodeeezzzyLindatonin_mateens
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    ShiroNgigiiamporgyalbywizzyNufftaliRamzZy_RafflesWordFavstar500Favsjustdoitnowok
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    There is one rule on Twitter. Be yourself. Don't let anything or anybody here change who you really are.

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    TomnyVercetti____TheKenyan_nyax6albywizzymisskerry_jta1949I_SEE_THRU_YOUJP_theAntiHero
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    albywizzypsychoMUGAVanMugajta1949I_SEE_THRU_YOUTheJoshHarmontrickasstracy____justdoitnowok
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    Ladies who give hickeys to every dude they bump into at a bar are just social neckworking.

    • 70
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    TomnyVercetti____TheKenyan_nyax6albywizzyVanMugakodeeezzzymisskerry_TheEpicAsshole
    • 25
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    Mwash_albywizzyLilNgashVanMugamisskerry_zolofighterI_SEE_THRU_YOUJesseBaba
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    For those who don't get 50%+1. Assume a wavefunction treats the object as a quantum harmonic oscillator and it's akin to acoustic resonance

    • 32
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    TomnyVercetti____TheKenyan_nyax6bwrcaalbywizzyVanMugaonume_kiruti
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    Incognitah_nyax6Sheilakarialbywizzycute_hippo_VanMugaonume_jamocaesar
  • Richard_Keep
      RICHIE @Richard_Keep

    To be frank, the thought that someone reads anything I tweet kinda freaks me out a little.

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    TomnyVercetti____TheKenyan_nyax6bwrcaSamzen_albywizzyVanMugakodeeezzzy
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    albywizzyBaronKimaruScarsFourEyesFavstar500FavsOfficeLinebckerFutureGoldMedalCassfullofjoyhoneybadgerMel
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