@stebax I absolutely love the Conservapedia entry on dogs. Everything sounds almost normal until the end... http://t.co/kcUeoo7a

"This isn't a scandal about LIBOR. [It's] the business model of these banks, which is LIE MORE." http://t.co/05iea97l via @rollingstone

My answer to: Which are the best post-apocalyptic novels? http://t.co/ZlL4c4xt on @quora

Dear @stephenfry, if you love @billoddie (and who doesn't?) please help us spread his Bankwatch vid to save Borneo  http://youtu.be/HX3k75ps0VQ 

This is outstanding. Gove is destroying our children's future:  http://goveversusreality.com  #goveversusreality Great work by @helencasey28

George Osborne’s economic policy is based on lies  http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2013/03/george-osbornes-economic-policy-based-lies …

Modern memes age so fast. It's only been one day and it already feels like anyone making a Tesco burger joke is flogging a dead horse.

Moments later, this perch proved as architecturally unsound as it looked. Poor Dotty.  http://instagr.am/p/SQLmjtiCVs/ 

So today is my last day at JPMH. If anyone needs an experienced, versatile and conceptual #copywriter, look me up at http://t.co/Uta00UT4

@qikipedia Now how on Earth can we mark the 500th anniversary of the drowning of Piers Morgan? Any ideas...? A re-enactment, perhaps?

THIS! A thousand times this! The key to our Olympic success can rebuild Britain's economy | Will Hutton http://t.co/59jWwOYF via @guardian

Very clever, @nikeuk. Impressive way to get around the @london2012 brand embargo http://t.co/FN64JNlc via @youtube

This govt makes me sad :( - Tory vilification campaign against the poor is so clever | Polly Toynbee http://t.co/WY0uftgT via @guardian

@thepoke I can't even begin to explain this. #greatgraffiti http://t.co/J5KFpEeu

A lesson from Barclaycard on the dangers of asking stupid questions on social media. Also, Ray: comedy legend! http://t.co/ViNwaPH0

Absolutely fantastic. A letter from the plebs of Ancient Rome to the Occupy protestors http://t.co/twKM70Le @ukuncut should enjoy this #ows

Without wishing to sound too creepy Google's Animal Translator has been a great excuse to ask girls in the office to bark at me like a dog.

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.

@beerio I like the bit where you made a joke by pretending not to finish a joke!

HT @botherer Watch this and tell me the first emotion you feel. I can't find a name for mine. http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index3.htm