Bluff The Magic Dragon #replacebooktitleswithnewzealandtowns

I think I speak for the nation when I say thank fuck

Only MPs named Sarah can talk about CERA #maggiebarrystandingorders

It's like Zuckerburg saw a whole lot of people making friends on the internet and was all "Oh no, you dont!" and bought that shit

John Terry at other celebrations he had nothing to do with: http://t.co/hZHrpzVB @sportzfreak

Maybe we could lure the PM in with a question about the Marmite situation, then whack 'em with the education stuff.

You tweet about #AucklandMonopolyCards, spend the next 10 mins refreshing for RTs that never come. 2nd prize in beauty contest preferable.

I have no idea what this shop is or what's available from it, but I believe it is having a sale. http://t.co/mF38yQfd

Little blog on changing employer and that:  http://richardirvine.com/2013/04/02/leaving-telecom/ …

Jeez fair play to 8am weed trimmer guy, SOMEONE has to be prepared to put their hand up and say 'I'm the arsehole in the neighborhood.'

You use @myfoodbag to make one bleak risottto and now think you`re Ray McVinnie. Go directly to jail etc #AucklandMonopolyCards

LUCKILY MY GOALS FOR THIS HOLIDAY INCLUDED PUTTING WASHING ON THE DECK AND REPEATEDLY BRINGING IT BACK INSIDE ALL THE FUCKING TIME

Again, that John Key eyeroll GIF in case you need it: http://t.co/1zcZuX7l Full credit: @saminthewolf cc @cateowen

Jaysus, Richard Scarry is bleak. pic.twitter.com/l65oDsKXBV

"This week on Grand Designs, Kevin finds something he hates in the first five minutes, and moans about it for the rest of the episode."

Apparently today is retweet the crap out of crap day

Was Sally Ride, you're good RT @jaimeridge24: @sallyridge  I'm gonna miss ya mumma  xxxxx

I know we need to get productive as a nation, but shutting down cricinfo is a step too far

A shark on the Herald's front page? SUMMER IS HERE AT LAST!!!!! http://t.co/NgjVh2r2

NEWSDESK: All Black selectors get drunk, select backline http://t.co/EpV5N1m via @sportreviewnz