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When Lib Dems attack Tories for the damage they've done in government they always forget to say 'and they couldn't have done it without us'.
Comparing BBC coverage of the allegations against Prince Andrew to other coverage is fun. 'It's all lies, says someone also implicated'.
Okay, I think I'm about drunk enough to vote now.
Asked someone on a date. Totally coincidental that it's Valentine's Day, but if it works out it'll be a money saver this time next year.
I prefer to think people using e-cigarettes are playing whimsical tunes on little futuristic pipes rather that sating chemical dependency.
If an extraterrestrial asked me to take it to my leader, we'd discuss the flaws of representative democracy before locating Jarvis Cocker.
Sometimes I tweet about politics and gain followers. Then I tweet about snowman sex and they go. This is why the left has failed.
FIVE parliamentary paedophile rings in the 70s/80s being investigated? Did they operate them like select committees or what? FIVE?
Cameron: "But overall, we should be clear, torture is wrong." He's got this shit sussed, I think we're fine to scrap the Human Rights Act.
Find the book nearest you right now. Turn to page 56. Read the fifth sentence. Write it in blood on a street-facing window. Sit and wait.
New drinking game: saturate the population with warped and unattainable aspirations and watch them drink themselves to depression and death.
Person in Sheffield who does stand up and runs @square_hole comedy.
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