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Creationist schools should be allowed on condition they build them in six days and enrol dinosaurs.
I want Doctor Who to regenerate into an elderly man again so the tedious sexual tension would be either absent or morbidly inappropriate.
It's time China moved beyond the one-party political system and embraced democracy like we in the West, by wearing different coloured ties.
How many Tories does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just get a Lib Dem to set himself on fire.
In my work related training this morning I got to shout 'FUCK OFF SUSAN!' into the face of a middle aged woman named Susan. Good training.
Until this weekend I really wanted to abolish the monarchy. But now I realise there are more pressing concerns. Like abolishing monarchists.
My dog just sniffed my MacBook and clicked open an article for a missing boy with his nose. If they remade Lassie today this is how it'd be.
Women get a day, black people a month, but dogs, dragons, rabbits, oxen, monkeys, snakes, pigs, sheep & rats get whole years. Seems whack.
.@lord_sugar So I see @rupertmurdoch is following you. Are you going to give him a few tips, like not to RT DMs, and how to fire people?
A time traveller's phrase book would be full of things not to say, like 'what did your last slave die of?' and 'yummy mummy'.
Dear BBC, please commission Young, Bright and on the Right for a whole series. It can be your answer to TOWIE and my new favourite sitcom.
This should be our national motto. The new 'keep calm and carry on'. RT @jonsnowc4: Prepare to be disappointed...
New (very rare) blog post: Morally repugnant hilarity. http://t.co/4PnSQzR4
I'm on Tumblr too. Find me by doing a google image search for 'blue duck penis' and clicking on the first quacking schlong.
So bored of these technological innovations. When will they clone dinosaurs? They would have so many more uses than most of this shit.
Has everyone stopped tweeting about how everyone is tweeting about the thing they don't like to read tweets about yet?
Person in Sheffield who does stand up and runs @square_hole comedy.
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