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Let's see...I work at a GED school...it's 4/20...did I really need to come in today?
Amazing! I RT'd a fat joke and was followed by 2 diet centers in under a minute. Gonna pound out some stripper jokes and see what happens!
Thanks Twitter, I have inside jokes w/complete strangers & am1 step closer 2 the most interesting man in the world Stay thirsty my friend!
Just realized that if Twitter & internet existed when I was a kid, I'd have never made it through school. You youngsters are better than me
4 hour training on "Using Data for Program Improvement" while simultaneously creeping your TL = Twitter Ninja!
"Why does everyone look at me like I'm not speaking English? " ~Me, every time I order unsweet tea in Georgia.
To celebrate Cinco de Mayo, I'm beginning every statement today with "To celebrate Cinco de Mayo"
Ok, just got called for an interview. I could really use 866 sets of fingers crossed...:-)
The reporter just said " Jerry Sandusky just entered the court through the back door;he's used the back door throughout the trial..." STOP!
Making sweet tea in California = 8 tea bags & 1 cup of sugar per gallon. Making sweet tea in Georgia = 1 tea bag&8 cups of sugar per gallon.
Bigfoot guy:"look how crisp the tracks look, that tells me fresh" Me:"look how crisp the tracks look, that tells me fake"
"Baby birthday parties rock! I hope there's another one next Saturday!" ~ Me...Never! ...Ever!!!
Locked in for the next 8 hours...the Bourne trilogy...back to back to back...on TNT! Of course I own the dvd's but I still have to watch...
I can't be the only person in the world who eats sourkraut... There wouldn't be cans of it in the store if it was just me...
Primus inter pares; Master of L'esprit de l'escalier. Retired Army, from California, living the dream in Georgia, spoiling my gorgeous trophy wife.
