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I didn't call you an asshole. I said you should use Preparation H for lip gloss, that's all.
Currently on a payment plan to bring sexy back. Easy monthly payments of $69 oddly enough.
Sometimes when you let something go, it does come back.
And when it does, you realize how much it was worth in the first place.
Who the fuck was Carmen San Diego and why in the fuck did we keep looking for her?
How many calories does wrestling my demons burn? Asking for myself.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm married and sleep alone every night.
I'm so good at my wrestling my demons that I was just contacted to be in the main event on Raw.
The hell I have been through pales on comparison to the heaven that you bring my life...
Wife of 35 years kills husband for simply breathing.
More at 11.
The lies we inflict upon ourselves hurts more than the truth that we can all see.
It's 5 am. So, like a normal person I am surfung porn and ordering as seen as an tv shit.
Look, all I'm saying is that a pizza doesn't get jealous if you eat a calzone.
So why are you mad at me because I fucked your hot cousin?
I have been with my wife for 13 years.
This is my suicide note.
There's a difference between being a dad and father....
What is this happiness that you fuckers keep talking about? Is it something I can pick up at the grocery store?
Relationship status: running out of tube socks.
My epic air drum solos aren't bringing the ladies to the yard like I thought they might. Total bullshit! Good thing those lessons were free!
The best revenge you can have is moving on. It's not easy, but it has to be done.
If it's meant to be, they will come back.
Just remember, just because you care, doesn't mean they do.
The sky is blue
My chest hair is black
You have a nice
And that's a fact jack
Father of 2. Woodworking, photography, and harassing the general public are my hobbies.
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