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Sometimes when you let something go, it does come back.
And when it does, you realize how much it was worth in the first place.
Who the fuck was Carmen San Diego and why in the fuck did we keep looking for her?
How many calories does wrestling my demons burn? Asking for myself.
The best revenge you can have is moving on. It's not easy, but it has to be done.
If it's meant to be, they will come back.
My epic air drum solos aren't bringing the ladies to the yard like I thought they might. Total bullshit! Good thing those lessons were free!
You look like the type of asshole that had the hello moto ringtone on your razor phone.
I waited 14 year's to kiss you. I can wait to get you in bed. Rather hold your hand and hold you in my arms. Then hold your heart next.
If Kim Kardashian ass gets any larger, she may have to call it Kanye West
I used to look at the star's and was grateful you being there somewhere.
Now I look at the star's and am grateful you aren't here.
Walking away from it all....
Fuck it. Not worth giving and getting nothing back from anyone.
Peace out fuckers
Listen, I agreed to let your thighs be on a friends with benefits level with my beard.
The beard does not want a steady relationship.
Father of 2. Woodworking, photography, and harassing the general public are my hobbies.