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My psych prof, who is male, has a burberry umbrella. I think the pink flecks make it a girls one.
He made a bad joke. Then started explaining it. I told him to stop explaining jokes, because I'm not stupid. He kept going. #whymyroomiesux
He just asked me what wine #blackandmilds taste like. #WHYGODWHY #whymyroomiesucks
Currently detailing all the reasons not to smoke in the apartment, after I agreed with him that we shouldn't do it. #whymyroomiesucks
Now he's giving me a full year long backstory to this date #whymyroomiesucks
Also, he can't pronounce words like "fustrated" and specific #whymyroomiesucks
Bahahahhaa he got stood up #whymyroomiesucks
Woke me up at 9 am to brag about his date... and borrow my #smartrip... #whymyroomiesucks
I could go for some #gaybaconstrips right now...
If there are any attractive ladies who happen to be in the library, and are bored, come find me, and rub my hair. I need a destresser.
I cannot wait for my tax return...
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