@margoandhow Sounds like a prologue to a Dan Brown murder mystery

@pauly_miller I'm stealing this tweet for this year's Thanksgiving roundtable

@meetingboy So much for Jody Aria's "Death by PowerPoint" strategy

@caplea44 @meetingboy @savoreeledesir I'm certain there's a 12 point program to help you get MS Office off your back

@meetingboy @savoreeledesir PowerPoint is the gateway drug to Excel

If you want to monetize Twitter, why not replace the Favorite Star with a Tip Jar?

The first icy finger of impending old age tapped me on the shoulder to remind me to go to the potty before I leave the house. #fb

@dpleasant Isn't this how Josef Mengele got started?

@meetingboy Just say no

@buzzfeedandrew @aaronworthing @anthonyweiner Weiner logo on grey boxer briefs = campaign finance gold

Why not flat earth too? “@salon: Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal: I'm fine with teaching creationism in public schools  http://slnm.us/lhbh6pI ”

@jstiffi @nathanfielder And the best part is that your mom phrased her answer as a question.

“@pauly_miller: Coal mine canaries, but for boring meetings.” #fb

@jimgaffigan Another Jon Hamm penis tweet?

@pauly_miller Best advice I've gotten all week. Thanks!

Immaculate Perception #conclave

“@pauly_miller: McDs Fish McBites. Because "McChum Nuggets" was trademarked?” #fb

How's that Popey Changey thing goin'? #fb

I deserve better
#CandyHeartRejects

I like you, but I'm not ready to date right now
#CandyHeartRejects