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@margoandhow Sounds like a prologue to a Dan Brown murder mystery
@pauly_miller I'm stealing this tweet for this year's Thanksgiving roundtable
@meetingboy So much for Jody Aria's "Death by PowerPoint" strategy
@caplea44 @meetingboy @savoreeledesir I'm certain there's a 12 point program to help you get MS Office off your back
@meetingboy @savoreeledesir PowerPoint is the gateway drug to Excel
If you want to monetize Twitter, why not replace the Favorite Star with a Tip Jar?
The first icy finger of impending old age tapped me on the shoulder to remind me to go to the potty before I leave the house. #fb
@dpleasant Isn't this how Josef Mengele got started?
@meetingboy Just say no
@buzzfeedandrew @aaronworthing @anthonyweiner Weiner logo on grey boxer briefs = campaign finance gold
Why not flat earth too? “@salon: Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal: I'm fine with teaching creationism in public schools http://slnm.us/lhbh6pI ”
@jstiffi @nathanfielder And the best part is that your mom phrased her answer as a question.
“@pauly_miller: Coal mine canaries, but for boring meetings.” #fb
@jimgaffigan Another Jon Hamm penis tweet?
@pauly_miller Best advice I've gotten all week. Thanks!
Immaculate Perception #conclave
“@pauly_miller: McDs Fish McBites. Because "McChum Nuggets" was trademarked?” #fb
How's that Popey Changey thing goin'? #fb
I deserve better#CandyHeartRejects
I like you, but I'm not ready to date right now#CandyHeartRejects
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