@tomyfuturehus there are some of us out there pic.twitter.com/XWhcRTHs

If you're a hockey player and not following @bigern10 then you need to reevaluate your life choices

There is a special place in hell for people who yell shoot it at hockey games

13 most disappointing thing in the world: Thinking the food the waiter has is yours and it's the table next to you

Ref forgot to take the Kings dick out of his mouth before he announced that

Has anyone checked to make sure the Towel Man's arm is ok after tonight? #LGB #peskyblues

#Workaholics is tonight #letsgetweird #letsgetweird

Judgmental tweet 13: fat girl behind me says she hasn't heard the phrase "Baker's Dozen" lol yeah ok

I refuse to get my hopes up about the @nhl anymore. It's like loving someone that doesn't know you exist. Sadly ill always be here waiting

If you're legitimately upset about Jersey Shore getting cancelled we can't be friends

Seeing spelling errors in texts and saying fuck it they will figure it out

Only thing that happens faster than that is my sex life #wow

Want an idea of how early SIUE spring break is? We had a blizzard and snow day a week before spring break starts.

Anyone else hoping for a wardrobe malfunction at halftime? Asking for a friend

@kassassination people leaving in the last minute of a tied hockey game #shinslist

"A girl told me I was over dressed"-Eric "Did you call her a trashy whore and slit her throat?"-@xoxorygo

My man crush on Tarasenko may ending reaching unhealthy levels #fullytorqued #LGB

RIP to the greatest Cardinal of all time #StanTheMan

#ItWasNeverCool to say "Fetch" sorry Gretchen

Bet Quick and Greene will be watching the NHL Game Center app for that one
"You should have had that"
"That was your guy though"